I am 92% positive these are the same person.
I’m a millennial and I can explain each front-runner in 5 words or less. Don’t bother with the Tinder cards, my friends.
1. Crazy bigot
2. Canadian bigot
3. Woman who dislikes security protocol
4. Old Justin Trudeau Read more
This is delightful, and since Google autocompletes differently on different days and in different regions, I tried making my own. Apparently I’m a rather creepy girl named Earl who’s really into dancing? I’m pretty okay with the job where I get drunk and then make laws, though. That sounds fun.
You mean, due to the (slight) erosion of stereotypes about gender and work that today's "post-modern" female can, with the slightest click of a few google-pages, figure out how to re-hook that asshole part of the toilet tank that always slips off the small chain at the bottom of the tank thus making you stick your arm… Read more