My personal preference is “please clap.”
My personal preference is “please clap.”
Nazis gonna Nazi.
I think it’s pretty good for Mormons. What else are they going to with? Show your shoulders like a whore burn in hell for evermore? Say that’s not bad...
The only thing worse than a cheating liar is a lazy cheating liar. To quote an old Garfield cartoon, your lying to me isn’t half as upsetting as the credit you’re giving my intelligence.
Classical. How could you be married to Bill and not use “In the Hall of the Mountain King” as background music every time he walked down the hallway towards you?
You’re so right.
If only Warren was running we wouldn’t have this false feminism bullshit.
This is delightful, and since Google autocompletes differently on different days and in different regions, I tried making my own. Apparently I’m a rather creepy girl named Earl who’s really into dancing? I’m pretty okay with the job where I get drunk and then make laws, though. That sounds fun.
“If this is gonna be that kind of party, imma stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!”
We should also ban vomiting. IT'S ADAM AND EVE, NOT ADAM AND HEAVE.
This is so sweet. This guy looked like he needed some good news in his life.
You mean, due to the (slight) erosion of stereotypes about gender and work that today's "post-modern" female can, with the slightest click of a few google-pages, figure out how to re-hook that asshole part of the toilet tank that always slips off the small chain at the bottom of the tank thus making you stick your arm…
"fuck you it isn't!"
Dude, watching Mad Men doesn't give you a "heavy soul".
five second rule in effect...you can still eat it.