While I totally see your point, the flaw in this argument is that the guys who are still going on Spring Break at 32 are the same frat guys who wear "Party with Sluts" shirts. They just covered it with a "modern tailored fit" dress shirt and bought cheap champagne to seem worldly.

The volume of a woman's monthly menses is directly proportional to the amount of red wine she's had to drink during the prior month. And we girls love our red wine, don't we? *cute giggle*

Sorry you had to find out this way.

Yes. Quoth my friend, "That must be how he gets that amazing body. Lugging shopping baskets around the grocery store... just like us!"

Alexander Skarsgard could trap me in a pit and hose me down any time.

Wheatgrass? Have you ever smelled that stuff? You may as well just rub your cooch all over a horse's stall. It smells like dusty hay and piss.

This is my favorite one ever. Baskets, FFS!!!

I love the whole idea that what appalled her in Cancun is shocking in the US. Because Cancun is loaded with authentic Mexicans engaging in their daily debauchery, rather than stupid American tourists shitting all over a tourist trap for a week every spring.

And to brush and floss regularly. *shudder*

Was she fired for posting after sex selfies, or is she making $20K per month posting them?

That's a different hashtag: #afterselfiesex

Chlamydia or syphilis?

As a Brewers fan, I'm now glad I wasn't at opening day, because I probably would have been assaulted for booing that cheating, lying sack of crap (despite the fact that Brewers fans are honestly some of the nicest people in sports...)

Nothing turns me into a fan of a particular player like seeing them have a great time on the field. Seeing guys remembering that they're playing a game, living a childhood dream, and really enjoying their work is the pinnacle of the fan experience for me.

Guh. Russian dick cheese. No thanks.

I, for one, am super excited about the thigh gap trend. All my life, I was self conscious about being bow legged. Now I learn that looking like a cowboy is highly desirable! Thanks, ridiculous beauty standards!

This would have saved me a ton of money and effort when my husband and I were trying to conceive. I would have been all "Hey, let's go to the bar and see if I'm pregnant. If yes, sweet! I didn't spend $8 on an EPT and we're having a baby! If not, I can drink! Win-win!"

Manti Teo wishes everyone had looked the other way just a little bit more...

I'm glad you mentioned this, since I had no idea. Just did some research and for commercially produced breads, it's 70/30 for vegetable versus animal based mono and di glycerides. Many commercially available brands are still vegetarian and most list if they are "vegetable mono and di-glycerides" right on their label,…

This is from a restaurant we go to frequently with our kids. My 13 year old son is a vegetarian, so this definitely caught his eye.