mfw my entire economy was destroyed by a mid-pack Big 12 university

THAT HAIL MARY PLAY I CALL IT THE DENTIST BECAUSE IT KILLED SOME LIONS FROM EXTREME LONG RANGE.

The Texans are the youngest franchise in the NFL, having only been competing in the League since 2002. For most of that time, they were considered perennial bottom-dwellers in the AFC South. For that reason, they have not had the history or the reputation on which to build classic rivalries like the ones that often…

You can stop trying so hard, Missouri. You already got into the SEC.

I would like nothing more than to buy weed directly from Nick Lachey! Even moreso if he were the leader of a cartel because it’s just funny to imagine him killing people for not having his money while Jeff Timmons tries to make it as a male stripper in Vegas. I don’t know what everyone else is doing...

They’re just jokes.

I don't get it. Why would the Patriots' blatant cheating last season (and this season, against another team) have anything to do with what the Colts are going through now?

Woah, Pats fan. You really want to start calling Colts names? Really?

The real question is have Seahawk fans ever heard of this guy?

I’m gonna do my usual rant whenever a tech company gets yelled at for not having enough minorities: It’s a pipeline problem and these articles should really be contextualized with the distribution of STEM degrees earned by minorities. I teach programming and CS at a large urban public university system, so one of…

Well, nothing is 100% effective, but anecdotes =/= data. Questioning of muggers and other criminals directly attacking people has yielded good research into why they choose the targets they do.

How much revenue does the women’s team generate relative to the men’s team?

Is Vivek Ranadive Hindi for James Dolan?

People just don’t understand how hard it is to be a boring white person. Our struggle is great.

Not one!

White girl outrage is always petty. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Well, I’d say it’s at least dishonorable to sleep with somebody else while in a relationship, lie about it, and then try to get child support for one of them from the wrong person, but what do I know? I’m not sure this fits as slut shaming.

Last I checked, all sperm are busted at least once.