Let’s call a spade a spade here...

So we should have gotten a black actor to play a 2001 Michael Jackson in whiteface, but yet Zoe can’t play Nina because the role should have gone to a darker actor.

Although reading this makes me think a few people should be...

Well... at least no one got shot this time.

I loved how they showed the Seahawks kids as crying babies. 'Twas a good touch.

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You know he thought he had this too.

Oh god damn.

So people have $1000 rents in Manhattan and they are complaining about a lack of light fixtures in the bedroom?

Oh not New York...

Did he at least aim for the tits?

Corp HR guy here.

Congrats Bengals...

Well in her mind... it's not the first time she was screwed on camera.

How was your driving test?

Wasn’t a troll question at all.

And who precisely gives women grief for wearing a suit more than once?

Speaking as a dude, I would be very concerned if my fiancé reached out to an ex in an “I win” manner.

Hannidate?