I say we combine LGBTQAI and ally dance parties at the portrait gallery (which is very nice).

I can see his neighbors now “Mike can you stop being a fucking dick , these late night dance parties are keeping our kids up.”

Pick after pick have shown themselves to know literally nothing about the jobs or fields they’re about to take over.

God knows sex was never a commodity until Roe v. Wade. And if anyone most felt the “burden of pregnancy,” through the ages, it was men.

“...this idea that we somehow aren’t really women...” Also, the idea that saying someone isn’t a feminist equals saying they aren’t a woman is profoundly wrongheaded.

THIS! I am (theoretically) equal to men before the law. No medical procedures that exist solely for men are legislated through cheap appeals to religious bullshit the way women’s health issues are. Laws restricting women’s health are inherently unequal in this country.

He supported the Hyde Amendment, so he believes that abortion is acceptable only so long as a woman has the means to pay for it out-of-pocket herself. YMMV, but I would say a feminism that excludes the poorest women isn’t much of a feminism at all.

“This is what we conservative women live with all the time, this idea that we somehow aren’t really women and we just reflect internalized misogyny [...] I don’t think they represent women. I think they are a wholly owned subsidiary of the abortion movement.”

It’s a sociopathic executive thing. Make everyone else do all the work distilling the info and twisting things in advance to suit you so you don’t have to actually dirty your hands. If that one page doesn’t say the thing you think it probably should say, you send it back and make them do it again. If it does say…

He doesn’t even have the wherewithal to say that he likes Catcher in the Rye, like most dummies pretending to be smart.

Unless it’s late July and then it’s a billion degrees and fucking miserable.

It’s as if you need to like conserve and manage a habitat so the species has somewhere to live or someshit

Also, gotta love the whole “add one, remove one” logic. As if that’s how it works. It’s not your fucking closet, where there’s a limited and set amount of space for only the “best” endangered species. Plus, considering how these jackasses refuse to acknowledge or do anything about climate change, we’ll be seeing even…

“It has never been used for the rehabilitation of species. It’s been used for control of the land,”

What most people who don’t live here don’t know is that the Mall is used as sports fields nearly year round. It is quite majestic to kick a ball, catch a football or swing a bat and have the Capitol on one side of you and the Washington Monument on the other. The areas all around the base of the Washington Monument…

Politics aside, I do send him my best wishes. I also feel for W, who I’m sure would rather spend time with his father than be at the inauguration. Because real talk, “responding well to treatments” at age 92 is pretty guarded language.

Now we at least know Tucker Carlson can sink a layup.

did you think we were gonna fall for—be honest?

As a public school teacher, I love this. We are unable to be trusted to do our job and should probably be fired, but it’s a-ok for us to have guns with us all the time at work.

On the education of kids with special needs: