Trump especially loses his shit when he perceives classic NY institutions STILL rejecting him despite how rich, successful, powerful he becomes (see obsession with Vanity Fair, SNL, NY Times, etc.). It’s like returning to a class reunion and the cool kids who picked on you in high school still treat you like a schmuck…

CNN: “Is Obama’s cancellation of a controversial Muslim registry program a good thing? We’ll ask this prominent Neo-Nazi what he thinks and then check our facebook page for your uniformed comments”

It’ll be a tough choice for TIME, picking between Congestive Heart Failure, Col. Sanders, and Ronald McDonald for the honor.

How about we let the MRAs handle that for once, calling for action and backing up another guy the way women back up each other in these cases...Oh? They don’t do that? They just troll comment sections on blogs crying, “but not the majority of men..” and so forth, then send another vile email to some bitch who has the…

and then the attorney...

Why shouldn’t he be subject to the consequences of a sex offender when he is a fucking sex offender? Wow it’s so painfully obvious that white men and boys are allowed to do whatever the fuck they want.

He’s definitely a serial killer, right?

Obama works out like 3 hours a day and Michelle will only let him eat kale. If that’s sick, I don’t want to be healthy.

I think the fact that he had to add “from women” into the statement is what makes it most creepy. “Private Italian lessons” would have been just fine and no eyebrows would have raised.

I love a doctor with a fatalistic approach to health care. “If he dies, he dies! What do you want me to do about it?”

But Obama said he could keep his doctor! THANKS OBAMA

TIME Magazine is proud to announce its 2017 Person Of The Year: Congestive Heart Failure.

“the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency”

I feel like you can’t retroactively stop being a co-founder of something you founded without a time machine.

So they’re on the board but are not actually involved in any oversight? Basically they’re using the privilege associated with being close to the President to benefit without doing any actual work? Sound about right....

That’s great and all, but it’s weird that she wears her goggles on her head while she’s just sitting around at home.

You know what’s charitable? Giving away your OWN money. Why does this family not get that? Stop pimping out your dad and give away some of your own hard earned, your plastic haired little freaks. Jesus.

I’d only take it so I could learn to play it badly and then follow Trump around singing “Bravely Trump ran away, brave brave sir Trumpy”

Where are all the concerned citizens shouting “pay-to-play!”?