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Fuck him. Fuck Trump. Fuck the electors. Fuck the Berniebros who protest voted. Fuck anyone who could have easily voted but actively chose not to.

I really hate this “we won, get over it!” It’s not a football game- this shit is real. We have to face real concerns. The system is set up to allow and encourage dissent and compromise!

After all, Republicans have spent the last eight years providing us with such a great example of maturity and acceptance.

Looks like roast beef cold cuts. Fucking cheap skate.

Thanks, “reporters”!

mother fucker can’t even spring for sour cream & onion, get fucked

“Today, the only people that lost are the children of St. Jude,” he wrote.

The whole ‘Obama standing in front of a picture of himself pointing at himself in the mirror with 2 different color shirts on’ thing is kinda freaking me out, tbqh...

If this photo fails to make your day you are soulless.

George Takei, no doubt.

Counterpoint: mice chew up books and leave mouse poop everywhere.

Seriously!! There’s a big difference between wanting to bring your personal pet to work and having an animal that actually LIVES in a public building and has a purpose doing so.

“Well sir, the cat is an employee of the library. He’s in charge of pest control. If you’d like I can give you an employment application, and you could have your dog fill it out. We’ll get back to him in a week or so once we’ve had an opportunity to review all applicants.”

This is an amazing story, and yet I am most impressed by the extraordinary pettiness of the anonymous puppy-owner.

Also: referring to a portion of your new constituents as “they” when speaking to crowds is an extremely troubling precedent for a President to set.

What’s the point of even having electors if they can’t do the thing that their role was designed to do? Their purpose is to act as a check on the people.

The fact that he knows “What have you got to lose?” is a “famous line” but does not understand that it is NOT BECAUSE IT WAS A GOOD POINT is an excellent microcosm of his entire brain.

Yeah, it’s why I hate it when people say “oh, the republicans won’t do X, Y, or Z to the democrats, bc they’ll know that if the balance of power shifts it’ll be them getting the short end of the stick from those same unfair rules.”

This isn’t a police shooting so I’m not sure why you were so nervous about a guilty verdict

Based on the charges, it seems like he’s being charged with hate crimes based on the victims’ religion, when he killed them because of their race, not their religion. It may not seem like it makes a difference, but it really does, especially since Faux News and similar entities attempted to push this as a crime