uh, the river is obviously cheese sauce. ya dingus.

This, 100%. He is definitely the embodiment of what poor people think rich people are like. They want to be exactly like him. He has zero taste or style.

“I’ll have fine golden hair!” God, yes.

Flavortown Department of Awesome?

Nice.

A friend went on a cruise and they had to make an unscheduled stop because they ran out of vodka.  

Bobby, we know that you are a great flyer. And we would all give our eyeteeth for the middle seat if it were next to you. Oh, the places we’d go! The dish we would dish!

John Mulaney was all over this last year, one of my favorite bits of his:

Trump and “fine dining” go together like the Blue Team on Hell’s Kitchen and teamwork. That is to say, not at freaking all.

O queso, at least they feta lot of people. Still it would have been gouda the organizers to orda take out for the rest.

since he cant sell burgers at his restaurant and can’t sell his steaks at sharper image, he has to take his beef to twitter.

You cannot seriously be suggesting that the relative risk of a 70-year-old dying (or having health problems that otherwise prevent them from performing a job like the presidency) is comparable to the risk that something catastrophic might happen to a younger person because sometimes there are accidents and/or rare…

She talked about it at every single rally. You know, the rallies that all the news networks showed in a tiny silent box in the corner while giving the full screen to the empty podium waiting for Trump in preparation for airing his rallies in their entirety with no commentary.

Forget too old. I’ll be damned if I’ll listen to them whitesplain and mansplain to me how we lost the election because we didn’t speak to needs of angry white men. You know, because Hillary totally didn’t have a multi-pronged and detailed jobs and infrastructure program as a central part of her platform or anything.…

I do have to LOL/headdesk/cry at the people who are like, “We could have had Bernie or Joeeeeee!!!”

Julian Castro

This guy is the worst case of the emperor’s new clothes I’ve ever seen. The media keeps acting like I’m supposed to think he’s attractive when i can clearly see he’s not.

What the fuck is the point of this post?

erm, I’d kind of not like to see a massive picture of a good looking Nazi. in comparing to the alt-right, do we need to elevate the Nazis?