I’m looking forward to some steampunk wooden elevators.

We need Luther!

Lol as the first black president, he was walking one hell of tight rope. 8 years of partisan gridlock and he never once looked like a “mad black man” which does favors for the ones who come after him.

And there’s a reason why they aren’t. “Cry-baby liberals. Can’t handle the fact that they lost the election. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!” That’s pretty much all I see in the comment section of stories and several groups. Oh, and the racist and sexist comments never stop as well.

Clearly the most divisive President in history. An absolute embarrassment to the country. I’m so glad we have finally found a way out of this Obama nightmare of the past eight years.

It’s a MERITOCRACY duhhhhhh.

Hey Rick, betcha you’re pretty glad you didn’t eliminate the DOE now, HUH, YA FOUR-EYED NERD!!!

Ever get the idea Trump is just making shit up on the spot? He’s handling his transition like a fifth-grader doing an oral report on a book that’s still sealed in the box from Amazon, carelessly kicked under the bed after he mumbled “Stupid book report.....stupid teacher.....”

But gerrymandering and voter suppression are very real things that shouldn’t be dismissed.

Oh, so NOW Yertle the Turtle is willing to entertain the probability of Russian interference?

Yesterday some asshole was on CNN saying that it didn’t matter that Tillerson has ties to Russia. According to her, it was ok because he was the CEO of a business. As Secretary of State, he will prioritize American interests. Its as if those years of business relations to Russia will just up and disappear!

You probably saw this before, but just in case:

And why Ambassador to Italy I wonder? Because New Jersey has a lot of residents of Italian descent? That has to be one of the best of the “no foreign policy background needed” postings for major donors/supporters. He’s an idiot for turning it down.

I believe it 100%. I believe that Christie made it clear he wanted to be attorney general. And I believe Trump offered him every job but that just to humiliate him.

All these machinations about how to kick Trump out of office now, or limit his power, when all we had to fucking do was vote for Hillary Clinton in the first place.

I’d like to posit that legit smart people also take joy in learning new things. They even often do it as a hobby!

Hey President Dumbshit! Even smart people need to read to actually know things. Being smart doesn’t mean you just magically acquire knowledge. It just means that you’re capable of processing and understanding what you read!

That information has absolutely no bearing on the way this game is played. Highly doubt you are a real fan, TrollKing.

Jezebel is by no means innocent of clickbaiting, but the Pissing Contest is a noble Cyberspace Sport, not to be summoned willy-nilly nor sullied by capitalist internet data.

If he actually tries to do the job, I think it’ll kill him. I honestly don’t think he can take the hours and stress.