I’ve done all 3 of those roles and I’d put sales retail ahead of food service just because of pace, which directly relates to your assholes per hour metric. Food had a higher pace, which meant more assholes per hour. When I was doing sales it was non-commission so that helped as I got paid whether anyone bought…

I hope it kills and eats him.

The original Egg McMuffin is the perfect breakfast sandwich. If fact, it’s the best thing at McDonald and it’s not even close.

I could have gone so very many many more months without seeing Madison’s grinning Utter Sexual Predator face again. I mean, thanks for keeping us posted, but...ugh. 

Clicking through to the picture, I’d say that Fabio now looks a BIT too much like a sleazier version of Yanni to be coming at women with a list of demands.

You’re not wrong that this food can be downright easy and straightforward. Yet experience is really important to proper seasoning and to searing, and some people don’t want to put in the work when they only do steak once or twice a year. My first searing filled the house with white smoke, everything smelled delicious…

I’m thinking they’re mouth breathers that can’t stand the smell of their gross breath.

I figured Carrie would be all about a mask since it would hide her supposedly disfigured face that she wouldn’t shut up about for the longest time.

Fabio wants too much.

All I’m getting from this is that Louis CK is as unfunny as I always thought he was. When you have no actually funny stuff, all you really have left is being an asshole and hoping other assholes come to watch.

You can fuck up, and then you can apologize and do better. I’d like to say it’s not that hard, but it apparently is?

I’m never going to get over the hordes of people wringing their hands and gnashing their teeth immediately after his semi-”downfall” about the path towards redemption/forgiveness for people like him.

A path towards betterment can and should exist to some extent, but most of these fuckers never want on it. Louis feels…

Fuck, this is just lazy and sad and pathetic.

Jezebel:  All the news that fits from 2019.

Her best role was absolutely desperately seeking Susan where she pretty much played herself perfectly.

That doesn’t make it cool to shit on other actors, and the rest of the interview honestly doesn’t help. She’s very talented, but she seems like a bit of a jerk.

Hey, the job description says write snarky one-sentence comments that link to other websites. It doesn’t say anything about actually reading the articles.

Any chance we can ban Twitter from existing?

I’m sure she’s learned her lesson this time. Good job, Twitter.

Fuck Hulk Hogan.