It always happens. Look at Reagan. Nixon!

I applaud your ability to improve through revision. 

The mainstream media is working overtime to make sure of it.

I was just going to just use the world “asshole” but if you want to use three words instead, we can do that!

“It’s for the best for everybody. And, by ‘everybody,’ I mean myself.”

Scorpions sting, goddamnit, they don’t bite. 

Nothing but a reminder of how bad things have grown that the Bushes and Cheneys are looked on with the warm nostalgia of simpler times.

First time someone has admitted to wanting to see a picture of Matt Gaetz

For real. James Spader does NOT deserve this. Even Steff didn’t deserve it. He was open and honest about his assholery.

I just call them “racist fucking losers” and leave it at that.

Tell the kids this is Ultron and Iron Man and really blow their minds.

At least Giannis isn’t afraid to do something! 

“I’ve always been a Republican, but I have never been a politician,” he said on an episode of Tucker Carlson Tonight. “But you know, God came knocking on my door last summer disguised as an angry mob, and it really did wake me up.”

I can only assume that the outraged Osaka headlines are getting lots of clicks because there’s been more tennis coverage on Jezebel in the last 2 weeks than some professional tennis publications.

Most of the VS Angels where in their late 20's to early 30's. You know Leo doesn’t date anyone over 25. 

Naomi Osaka Doesnt Need Wimbledon, Wimbledon Needs Naomi Osaka

Has anyone reported on what a lack of player availability to the media does to TV contracts?

It’s almost like they don’t give a shit about the rest of us.

He died by “suicide” in 2019. FIFY.