It is always a bracingly good day when my Chicago relatives hook me up with a jar of the real stuff from one of the Polish stores. It is far more potent than the usual stuff in mainstream American supermarkets, yet without overwhelming its own flavor or that of the sausage or whatever that you put it on.

Charoset. Duh!

There are all sorts of different, unconventional familial relationships, and I’m not one to police them, nor one to tell people how they can or cannot define their relationships. But, since Matt Gaetz only revealed this adult, Nestor, as his son as a shield in an argument about whether Gaetz, a white man, and other…

I think the only appropriate response to anything related to Gaetz at this point amounts to, “What the actual fuck is this stupid shit???”

The superhero Captain BlackFriend has been wheeled out to rescue poor Willy from accountability.

A quesadilla has to be cooked in an oven whereas the burrito is constructed and handed off to the customer without a cooking period

Perhaps it goes without saying, because if you’re eating at Chipotle you’ve already given up, but...

She was cancelled for her bigotry. Being black is irrelevant being a bigot is. This is 2021, you cant hide behind “teenage” misadventures as an excuse and only apologize when you get caught. She though her skin color and gender was a shield to woke inquisitions she was wrong.

I think this is more a case of people with too much money and a desire to find ‘the next big thing’ to make massive returns rather than moderate returns you’d get from index funds.

Kids are awesome. Too bad they grow up.

I have nothing to say about this except that I think Damien Hirst’s work is hideous. 

he was just having a bad day

Bare-foot dessert massage from her sister while someone else snaps pics? This remake of Eyes Wide Shut is going for broke.

I watched the hearing, I remember being absolutely shocked by his conduct. He was completely unhinged and came off guilty as fuck.

His behavior should have disqualified him alone, but you gotta get those sweet conservative SC votes I guess.

I lost my fulltime job when I asked for time off when my father died and I was “let go” after 12 years. I found housing with a friend who didn’t really cook and part of my rent was preparing food for us everyday when I was unemployed. I have both grown a lot as a cook and honestly it kept my sanity and self worth…

So Rice is perhaps understandably skeptical of some of the corporate infrastructure that has been built up around what is, at its core, an organic, grassroots movement.

I love oysters and the only bad oyster is an oyster gone bad.

There is nothing remotely healthy looking about any of those products. If there is one thing that our bodies are designed to eat, and which is still available in an unadulterated, unprocessed form, it’s fish. Good ol’ hook-and-line caught fish. Support your local fishery! Eat more fish!

That shade was the best shade. That shade could cool a whole wedding party on a hot summer day. That shade could kill a lawn. That shade was so deep the light from the sun would take a million years to get there.

“For good measure, Duckworth quipped that she—a woman who lost both legs in combat—likely dances better than Tucker”