I don’t like how all these apology statements talk about how the person may have “hurt” other people and other communities. When minorities are angry, we are not angry because we are victims, like we are weak people to are slighted by the smallest breeze. We are angry because you disrespected us. You signaled that you…

Unpopular Opinion Warning: Ranch dressing exists to make salads not taste like salads (and apparently also for people who hate Buffalo wings and pizza) so it’s no surprise the next logical step is hoards of walking chicken tenders drinking it straight from the tap. I’m hardly a food snob, I mean I read articles about…

What’s happening right now is unbelievable. Even recognizing how much Democrats can fuck things up, I never would have thought they could fuck up just passing one of the most popular pieces of major legislation in my lifetime (over 75% support overall, 59% OF REPUBLICANS support it) while Republicans are over there…

Here she is locked in a “Battle of wits” with Joe Rogan

Japanese pizza is legendary. Not just corn, but pizza topped with corn and mayonnaise.

These things are terrible. They’re completely flavorless and the texture is just offputting. Please stop putting them on my pizzas, thanks.

These pundits who comment on culture are getting worse. Ten to fifteen yrs ago the Left would pick apart the columns of David Brooks and Megan McArdle. These days they hardly merit a mention because Bret Stephens and Bari Weiss are so much worse.

I followed the link and it is even worse, somehow, in that the city has ordered that branch to hire door staff and private security due to the problems there, and the cops patrol outside on horseback. It is basically the Purge, but with burgers.

$10 says she shows up next week and gives you the classic “you were serious” routine.

The other day I was in one of the stores I have doing some checks after inventory. I hear someone yelling at an employee that they stole their phone. I walk up and first ask the lady to calm down. I ask her to check herself and her purse one more time before I go check the cameras.

6.) Put bowls of lemons everywhere.

How to remodel your house according to Magnolia:

They are prosperity Christians. They believe that they are entitled to rule the world.

I may have my “unsettlingly charming red-state couple who do home renovations on TV” misremembered, but aren’t these also the folks who almost exclusively do renos for people from their church? Like, I’m sure they’re nice enough but that kind of self-dealing never sits right with me.

The most fascinating thing about them is that they’re objectively bad at what they do, but the masses lap it up.

That’s not what I wrote and you know it. I said that Paris had been in the public gaze for a long time - she was provocative, enjoyed the social media coverage and used her fame and recognition to start multiple businesses including her reality show ... all when she was quite young. She also had the blessing and…

Hey, I hate Letterman as much as anyone, have never found him funny at all and he does act like a scumbag. But one doesn’t need to TRY to humiliate Paris Hilton. That happens all on its own.

So here is Paris in Vanity Fair, posing in the family home at 19. She seemed pretty aware of the celebrity life, liked being provocative (this photo was taken in 2000) and had been out and about in the celeb life almost her entire life, emotionally supported by her parents and family. Only to say that she had more…

I saw that video and was like, “Damn. Alabama still has a long way to go”.

This article is missing just the most spectacular gif I found on their website