Can’t people go for a couple of hours without stuffing their face around strangers? 

Step one for incels who are unhappy with their lot is to quit hanging with other incels. 

The Takeout is really into recycling today. 

“Due diligence” means making sure that the check clears. --Shaq, Larry David, and Tom Brady. 

Yeah, it’s cheap enough to just buy fresh regularly. It will last longer if you wrap it in a paper towel and store that in a plastic bag. 

The political party that constantly bleats about protecting children wants them in packing plants and serving as cocktail waitresses?

I call bullshit on Vericast. People are loyal to their favorite pizza joints and will argue over who makes the best pie. 

Did they have that gold statue of him that was at CPAC last year? Did he hump the flag again?

Giants fans?

I only made it to six click in before chucking this collection of junk shows. 

4.99 here in San Diego. WTF is with the big difference?

I love how Meghan and Harry piss all over anything that the royals try to do. Kinda surprised that Megs would duck out on a photographer-filled event like this but I’m sure she’ll find a way to get in front of a camera during this time. 

That’s why I buy my booze in big glass bottles. For the environment. 

Convicted in January of 2022, sentenced in November, and still not in prison. This sort of timeline does not exist outside of white-collar crime. 

An arbor chile, like most other chiles, will vary in spiciness depending on where, when, and how it’s grown. Adjusting for this is often done in restaurants but when you’re talking about franchise restaurants, they’re going to have a written recipe that allows no variation. 

Gotta give the crown to Ving, as he had the tougher job. 

Yeah, there’s a little Mick & Bianca Jagger in that. 

Chipotle existed long before that restaurant chain. What next, will Chili’s be suing Wendy’s for putting chili on its menu? 

They hate trans people but they love trans fat. 

Kids are getting shot during spring break in Miami Beach, but this is what state repubs are going to do—protect the kids from drag queens?