Can you define what her fan base is?

I can’t understand how any father could put up with having their daughter treated like this. Time for another revolution. 

“I love an IV!”

The show would have run smoother and taken less time if there had been a lot less Kimmel. This show barely needs a host, just introduce the presenter and have them announce the category and the winner. Allow them to give their acceptance speech without running them off the floor.

You, sir, are a true gormand. 

When they put Jenna on Today, I figured it was just doing daddy a favor but that it would end when he left the WH but she’s still there? 

Addicted to publicity. Just let go and enjoy your wealth.

Grocery store membership makes for better shopping. You get discounts, you are offered e-coupons on the things you buy. If you keep track of the weekly ads, and use the coupons, you can significantly cut costs. They want repeat business, that’s all. 

How/why do people track down when someone unfollows someone else? 

Barbara Lee has great credentials but she’ll be 77 years old at election time. After watching someone occupy the seat for too long, do we want a rerun? This is Schiff vs Porter. 

Haven’t been in one for years but I can still recall the smell of the joint. Not good.

That’s all these pukes think about. 

No biggie. You can always get those tats wiped off. --Pete Davidson

A Wienermobile in Las Vegas had its catalytic converter stolen over the weekend. Is nothing sacred?

They’d crucify Him all over again, just to shut Him up. 

I hate holidays. I don’t watch TV. I’m vegan. 

It’s no contest between these two cretins. No one equals the loser ex-president when it comes to grabbing the media and getting publicity. Also, he entertains the deplorable base with his crazy-talk rant-rallies, unlike DeSantis who is just boring. Ronald should just accept that he is going to be the all-powerful…

I’m sure that Sutter Home appreciates the business. 

You could hear someone yelling out, “Beyoncé!,” from the audience as Styles talked.

I worked in the deli of a Stop and Shop where we always cut to order. There is a tremendous difference in freshness and flavor. Also, some folks like it cut thinner or thicker than others. And yes, you can arrange slices so that they’re easy to pick up and it looks good, too. When I see some case with trays of glopped…