The best foods to order for takeout are from anywhere but a fast food joint. 

This whole Royals thing has to be done better. Instead of relying on heredity, there should be elections for the people to choose some motherfuckers who are actually right for the job. The Royals are, today, just entertainers, and the current crew is definitely not entertaining. 

It’s always the projection with repubs. 

A little re-working of your resume will provide plenty of job opportunities! —George Santos

I’m fine with Swift but she needs better staff. Waiting until the night before to order a cutom-made cake is just bad planning. 

I’m a bit prejudiced but my hometown of Chicago has the finest selection of dive bars. A real dive bar has a personality. People choose their favorite bar, they find one that fits them. After I moved to a different place, I found that what people there referred to as dive bars were only dumps, offering nothing. 

ABC benching Robach and Holmes is consistent with morning shows’ policy of having on-air talent that don’t appear to ever have sex. 

I like the vindictiveness, a lot, but the best thing is to just erase that mistake from your memory bank and start over. 

As a general rule, you shouldn’t make a biopic about anyone who the audience has seen perform, and is familiar with them. That’s why these things don’t work. You know a biopic that did work? Amadeus.

Giada should not be included with these other people. She earned her spot. The others are nice enough, but they only are on tv because of their dads.

Until our kids grew up and left, my wishes for a dream kitchen were clean counters and a stove with all the burners working. 

I watched Plaza recently on Seth Meyers’ show. She was really trying to weird things out with him.  As someone wrote, below: “she’s like an alien” and I can’t get enough of her. Emily the Criminal is an amazing flick. 

I would expect them to be as inept at using firearms as they are at being legislators. They would just empty their weapons, miss every shot, and then not know how to reload. 

The rest of the world’s Starbucks probably offers these interesting drinks but ours do not is probably because American customers would never stop trying to “customize” them to whatever the fuck they wanted to do to “personalize” their drinks. Too much work, that.

I follow my old man’s recipe. Eat ‘em right out of the can, with some saltines and a cheap beer. Or put a layer open-faced on a slice of mustard-covered rye bread with thin sliced onions. 

Keep on Jody-ing, you two!

In my city, when they closed everything down they kept the gun stores open. I used to pass one every morning and always saw a line of guys waiting to get in. For safety, right?

Saying that canceling a movie was a director’s choice was silly. Studio producers do that. I’m guessing they didn’t like the last return on the investment in the second film. 

I didn’t even know they made quesadillas as the chicken, with tortillas and sides is the best.

I’d just like to know why a business that is doing so well decides to do this?