My congressional rep, like Marge here, is finishing up her first term in the House. Unlike dippy, however, my rep sits on committees and works on creating bills. She works hard but unlike Greene, is never on tv or quoted in print. Thanks. MSM. 

Letting people know that you “hate” xmas is just pathetic, look-at-me, attention whore nonsense. People blow off xmas without any drama or effort. 

Well, at least she didn’t touch Lawrence’s hair. 

Chipotle is good for people who have never had Mexican food. Once you’ve tried it and find that you live in a city where there are many, better, cheaper options available, you switch to the real thing.

I don’t follow the royals much but I thought that Megs and whathisname left England because they wanted some privacy. Why are they always in front of a camera?

Dynasty with horses. 

They are both toast. The network morning shows are the top slots. Robin Roberts makes over three times what David Muir gets for hosting the evening news. Wherever Amy and TJ go, it’s going to be a huge drop. 

Thanks for providing this information to our nation. 

Goldfish overall. They are so versatile; you can float some on top of your kids’ tomato soup. 

Amy Robach should be calling Gloria Allred right about now. 

What is this shit? Put mayo in your eggnog, put milk in your Pepsi? What’s next, putting mustard in your orange juice? 

Watching something called Vlad TV and reporting on what some retired nobody says now constitutes a job? Congrats on getting paid, player.

I can picture Warren Buffet waving that card like a one-dollar bill in Trading Places. 

“...it’s clear they have chemistry.”

Who eats ketchup by itself? Unless you’re talking fries, you’re going to be mixing it with other tastes...like mustard, for openers. Most people use ketchup as a base to make other kinds of sauces, such as seafood sauce. Under many circumstances, you just might prefer that extra sugar. 

How about famous tap dancer/actor Gregory Heinz?

Did he ever contact Chris Rock, in person, and offer a sincere apology? No. He slapped the shit our of Rock on national tv--that does not have an expiration date. 

I worked in a deli where we took the end pieces of the deli meats and grinded them up, added some mayo and sweet relish, then sold as “ham salad.” It always sold out on the day we made it. 

Our cat died a few months ago. We’re thinking about going to the animal shelter and finding a cat. If we do it, he/she will be named Yung Gravy. 

“Thanksgiving traditionalists” don’t go with the Popeye’s Cajun turkey, so you’re better off buying a cooked bird from the many places that have them available to go.