Julia Child said Hellman’s (Best Foods) is the best, and I grew up with it, but I use kewpie for making sauces and spreads. It has a creamy consistency that is just perfect. A few months ago, I picked up Duke’s and it is my new favorite. To me, it’s right in between the other two, and a bit tangier. 

There seems to be a Country Music awards show every week. Is this some kind of participation trophy thing, so that everyone eventually gets an award?

“The biggest problem we have is a lack of leadership at the top,” Susan B. Anthony Pro-Life America president Marjorie Dannenfelser said 

That the sauce in a packet is considered the best thing there tells you everything you need to know about Arby’s. 

“Awful person at the grocery store” seems a bit over the top. Annoying, perhaps, but the only awful people at the grocery store are the ones who distract women while their cohort steals the wallet or phone out of their purse.

Why is she hanging out with Mayer? Because he’s got more hits than Sadaharu Oh. Haven’t heard many complaints about him, so I’d say he makes for good company. 

The ultimate in celebrity gossip is telling us who donated a kidney.  Know it all, fans!

These are the People who once decided that Blake Shelton was the sexiest man alive. 

Democrats won’t be losing. Nice trolling, though. 

San Diego.

It’s pretty cold to belittle someone just because she wanted more of her husband. That’s love.

Great description. There is a large Filipino population in my city, so you find it at the big chain supermarkets like Ralph’s (Kroger.)

Her attempts to obtain relevance within the GOP is pathetic. 

We need to juice up the campaign during these last few hours--I got it, let’s get Sue Collins! No wonder his campaign is toast. 

Fuck Musk, but Twitter isn’t going away. Lots of people’s lives revolve around getting their tweets out. They’ll pay the 8 bucks because they can’t live without it. Where would lazy journos do if they couldn’t just repeat a tweet and call it reporting?

You can’t beat homemade, but the canned tomato choice is simple. That 3.99 Muir Glenn product isn’t any better than the cheaper brands. I doubt if anyone could tell the difference between Muir Glenn, Cento, and Hunt’s, except for the price. Spend your money on the good olive oil and pasta.

That’s the difference between the nouveau rich and the old-money people who know that treating the people who work around you poorly is bad all-around. 

Besides Bezos being an asshole, let’s also dump on those fucking guards who decided that allowing the housekeepers to use their bathroom would be a security problem, so they denied them its use. That is some cold, heartless, shit.

That’s why we have ramen noodles. Dorm-perfect. 

“I said to the producer, who was extremely powerful, it’s not about money — it’s about fairness and respect...”