Really. This shit is pathetic. Also, highly doubtful.

Sure they weren’t watching. Those donuts were calling. 

The earth really moved with this one. 

Talk about your hot news--TFG is a racist? Who would have known?

Very big in Holland.

It’s just what assholes do--prove it, over and over and over...

44 billion and all he got was a shitting social media platform. Way to go, chump. 

I am old. I grew up in a generation that thought Playboy was ridiculously unhip. Nothing has changed since then.

Oh yeah, gonna buy Perry’s book, along with the one from Jared Kushner and Ted Cruz. Must reads, all.

It’s not a dog whistle from repub candidates anymore. They’re blowing a loud police whistle, inciting their deplorable base to violence.

“It’s not clear that this second abortion allegation will matter much to conservatives, who value power more than anything.”

Leaving a lousy tip is only possible because most people tip properly. If they didn’t, no one would wait tables for that shitty wage. Fuck them. 

“...in New Mexico, but that probably has something to do with the fact that I was, you know, in the middle of the desert.”

Mehmet is an asshole but he is not stupid. He and his campaign staff had prepared his statement on abortion. Between a woman, her doctor, and local politicians?  Oz tanked himself there, and also provided talking points for every Democrat running for office. 

A few days before her arrest, a Russian skater got disqualified for doping at the Olympic. Putin was pissed, so he chose to get revenge by arresting a US gold medal winning athlete on a drug charge. That’s it. He’ll take a swap--it had nothing to do with Ukraine. 

That’s a pretty weak complaint. I have a better example of a brand trying to fool its customers. The Ralph’s store near me sells “Great American Seafood Tilapia fillets” that has packaging with the American flag and red, white, and blue all over it. Made in China. 

I’m all for UPS workers having a union but using this tragedy as an opportunity to blame it on poor working conditions is pretty sleazy. And disrespectful. 

I don’t know how many deli sandwiches, hoagies, subs, grinders, etc. are prepared every day in this country but if deli meats make you sick, the complaints would have closed all of them down by now. Pretty sure this is happening after people bring stuff home and contaminate it there. 

Notifying police that there are pics like this is asking for additional circulation of them. 

Every night on the local and national news, they kick off their broadcasts with inflation talk. Why, you won’t be able to afford a turkey for Thanksgiving!