“The best people”

I listened to a podcast interview with his wife, Gisele, and marveled at how someone could be so upbeat and positive even in the middle of these savage attacks against Fetterman (and her, too.) My takeaway was that when you have someone like this next to you in your life, you have done something good.

These bullshit stories have come around every Halloween for as long as I can remember. They are, however, a great excuse to go through your kids candy to “check” for contraband. 

Getting a Michelin star means steady business. At a high-level restaurant volume brings bank. Yes, it shouldn’t be this way but it is. 

The Office movie had a restaurant where the servers all had to add “flair” pieces to their uniforms. Was that based on Bennigan’s?

“the penguin on the box”

“...performative acts of worship that are meant to focus attention on yourself and how holy you are rather than on God with no thought for yourself.”

These “get scared” stories are getting old. Yesterday, the chyron running on the morning news show was “holiday travel to be curtailed due to high prices” yet the airplanes are full. They went on to, for yet another year, run on about how Thanksgiving dinner would be too expensive for many. It’s just not true. 

It’s the new Grindr. 

Thanks for the tips. Found Galbani at Ralph’s. 

We’re running out of that sage because people like her have to have it for shit like this.

There is plenty of butter. This is just more of the scare stuff at holiday time, like last year’s “people won’t be able to afford a turkey for Thanksgiving.” 

I can’t believe you went with “the Ohio State.” 

A big part of shopping is looking at labels, comparing sizes, prices, and similar products from competitors. This stuff will just drive people to ordering online as it will be easier than asking a clerk to open and close partitions. 

Considering the circumstances that surround most celebrity divorces, it’s sad to see a couple break up because one person just wanted more of the other. Not exactly a battle royale taking place here. 

Better to hang out in the mall rather than work in it?

This is too depressingly grim for a Lifetime movie. Most of their movies have the woman fall in love with an adorable man who then turns out to be a psycho but she is later rescued by another hunky guy. Stick to the damn formula, people. 

From what I see, kids really like fruit flavored candy, especially sour/sweet stuff but parents buy the candy and they like chocolate. Reese cups it is, then.

I recall how qb Ryan Leaf, the Chargers #1 draft pick, blew up over doing this. The fallout from his teammates spiraled him into a disaster of a career that quickly ended. It’s not right, but do you really want to be that guy? 

Margie should back off on opining about anybody else’s marriage. She tries something every day to get that attention, but is it really “harassing” if your target doesn’t give a fuck about you and whatever you blurt?