I spent some time recently in New Mexico and saw many road signs advertising tribute bands for every one of those acts. Tribal casinos are your tickets to paradise (where’s Eddie Money?).

Translation: I’m banging someone else and appreciate you’re being a good sport about it.

It took a multi-team trade for Miami to lose him in the shuffle. That is some good management.

Using the hose is a good idea but reaching for it gives those smart bastards time to flee. I use a maglite flashlight, a long one that takes 3 D-cell batteries, held under a super soaker water blaster. After a soak or two, they now take off as soon as the door opens.

Yadier Molina is now my favorite player.

West did not drive that Chevy--he ate it.

He looks like a regular guy to me. --Stephen Miller

My next door neighbors are bros who have still stuck with the Chargers. It is very sad, sort of like a guy who is still stuck on his old girlfriend. Fortunately, the Chargers are doing their best to knock their affections right out. I’m expecting a switch to the silver and black soon.

Millionaire berates “the help” is not really news, is it?

I wish all soccer games were done like this.

I, like most of the people posting here, enjoy dumping on the Cardinals but I would like to offer thanks to them for dropping the Atlanta Braves and their racist chopping fans out of the playoffs. And thanks for getting swept later.

Oliver Luck looks like the love child produced by Keith Richards and Trey Gowdy.

Pissing in the wind is not exactly a “scorched earth defense.”

Phil Griffin doing that anytime, anywhere is a WTF moment but in a staff meeting? Easy to see why MSNBC is such an unwatchable (except for Maddow) shit network. I expect the follow-up to this is denial, then resignation with golden parachute awarded on the way out.

If I’m reading a Padres story in October I expect it to be something like this.

It won’t be long before they release an altered video showing the reporter striking the guy who is yanking the microphone away.

OMG, as if the nation wasn’t distressed already.

Not recalling someone’s name is your brain telling you that remembering this person is pointless.

WE give even less fucks than the NBA. --the NFL

It wasn’t handled well but it could have been worse. --Rex Tillerson