“Yellow cars are good”

A team’s fans not representing a home game is unacceptable. --LA Chargers

That game really must have been exciting. I was going to watch it but instead spent the time cleaning the gutters which in a way was just about the same thing.

That was fucked up. Nice to know that Houston will be putting the brakes on any more of it happening again.

Also, fuck their antisemitism.

Perhaps he should try taking some of those supplements that he was hawking with those pyramid scheme guys. They’re fantastic!

Absolutely. Let the NFL speak to her lawyer.

The reason they finished 4th was because Kobe never gave them the ball at practice.

That display of insouciance by the batboy as he hands the baseballs to the ump while causally looking down at a man writhing in pain is notworthy.

Just make burkinis mandatory?

I hope that Ed Hochuli officiates their next game in NOLA.

Let’s just hope it was beer, okay?

He was amazing but I admit I was hoping that he’d keep to the heel act in his remarks to the crowd.

French Canadians are proud of being Canadians?

I coached my team into 2 ass-kickings but I did it like a MAN, standing. --Chip Kelly

It’s not a matter of girls not being allowed to play football, but that girls aren’t as keen on sports that involve collisions with other players.

All this is true but none of that matters to Raider nation. They are like a faithful dog that will absorb punishment from an abusive owner and still wag that tail. This is a relationship that works. Why should things change?

If you want to do stupid Jack Ryan, it’s hard to top this guy.

Well, compared to this I look like a good guy, right? —Brett Favre

Hawk has seemingly gone on forever. Will he be drawing Social Security next year and still be in the public eye as the face of skateboarding?