When they said that Scott Frost was going to be the second coming of Tom Osborne, I didn’t think they meant this stuff but yeah, just like the old days.

He told government officials to break the law and that he would pardon them later and he also released a classified photo on Twitter but yeah, let’s focus on this stuff.

I cannot imagine what I’d do without Philip. You think I could ever find a guy who’d take on countless children and an ever-pregnant wife? --Tiffany Rivers

“Isn’t KC like 2000 miles from LA? What are these Chiefs fans even doing there?”

Now that their president is Putin’s bitch, isn’t it time for republicans to ease off on the “communist” labeling?

Too soon?

For a second there, I thought you were going to relate a conversation between Verlander and Al Kaline about astronomy. THAT would be a good read.

If a preseason game is played at a neutral site, such as in Winnipeg, does that let what would have been the home team’s fans get out of paying for it or do they stick the suckers anyway?

Serena is 19-2 against her and hasn’t lost since 2005. Except for those facial expressions, etc., nothing to see here.

I really enjoy this series, especially the parts where Drew dumps on the city itself. How come the Vikings piece got a pass from that?

Where does this mural exist?

I think that the ball landed in area 51.

Took a look at the manufacturer’s website and watched a video which was hilarious. In it, they floated a dozen or so of these things, then showed a bunch of people paddling around in kayaks. It implied that you simply tool up to your floating tent in your kayak and hop in but it did not show anyone actually doing so.…

White Claw is the Zima for a new generation.

You hit both Christians and Muslims when you put Muhammad Ali at the top of that list.

Cajuns are white people who came down from Canada. They are French in origin. They called themselves Arcadians which got worked into Cajuns in Louisiana.

Kicking in 50 bucks to play is not nearly as harsh as requiring black players to wear "cajuns" on their helmets.

No lawyer jokes? Have we changed that much?

While in college, I got a job cooking in a Mexican restaurant. They were desperate and although I did have some restaurant experience, knew nothing about preparing Mexican food. I put out some sorry taco plates, stuff that would make Taco Bell’s products seem authentic but at least no one choked out. 

The sound is the best part. --Kermit Washington