“...the unfortunate spawn of Guy Fieri fucking a school bus.”

Even this is now open to discussion? Is nothing sacred?

You buried the lede--Melo wants to play basketball now?

He may be gone but Jim Bouton’s legacy lives on in stories like this.

When describing the demographics of Denver, you forgot to include the hundreds of thousands of East Coast assholes who believe they’re living Rocky Mountain High while living in a suburban townhouse and driving a four-wheel drive Jeep Wrangler.

3.25 sounds good—15 year fixed, right? Now’s the time. If the rates do go down, some investment managers might jump deeper into real estate if other yields go down.

The spread between what banks pay for money versus what they charge you to borrow it has never been larger. There’s plenty of wiggle room for them but the only thing that’ll make rates go up is if sales are climbing (more borrowers.)

The outfield is the place to be. --Rick Ankiel

Having the Chargers leave has been great. The best part is that the sports writers here now just talk about football instead of that fucking stadium.

He seems like a complete asshole until you see me. --Thomas S. Ricketts

Time for a new stadium!

Making flax into cloth (linen) goes back thousands of years. Women began to take that stuff and wrap it around their heads from that point on. As mankind originated around Mesopotamia, any attempt to take credit for the invention by Americans is pretty bogus. That lady sucks, though.

Just one more log on the fire for their “why your team sucks” feature.

Hey, I got to check out the dugout, too!

That is some major league finger pointing there.

Sports is not the place to discuss politics. --PGA, announcing its 2022 championship to be held at Bedminster.

It is hard to believe that people who conduct their business in private country clubs are willing to overlook racism.

“I spend every waking hour in a crouch, kneel, or flat out prone position. It’s killing me.”

That earlier talk about JR reuniting with James in LA was the sports equivalent of when trumpy “interviewed” Mitt Romney for the secretary of state gig. 

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