In the very near future I expect to see Turner reject a ball four call from an umpire (gosh, it was a strike!) and refuse to walk to first base.

WIlliam Hurt playing Luis Molina in “Kiss of the Spider Woman” is completely wrong?

Read the outstanding work that Julie K. Brown did on Epstein and his hired enablers like Dershowitz and Ken Starr.

Those plays looked clean to me. --Coach K

I guess the bystanders watching prevented him from stashing the customary baggie of white powder into the vehicle.

Is there some restriction that prevents Kawhi from playing NBA basketball and also serving as a player agent?  He could do this.

I would like to borrow Jelena’s serve for a couple of hours and play doubles with my brother-in-law.

I miss Ichiro.

What’s my name? “Heisenberg.” You’re goddamn right.

“Elliot “Ally” Carroza-Oyarce is one of the best Super Smash Bros. Ultimate players in the world, but his career came to an apparent end recently...”

We feel your pain, Lucy. --the Tampa Bay Lightning

I guess signing Cousins makes sense when you have the best health care specialists in America.

Messi doesn’t have a Marty McSorley to sort things like this out?

Fake news! Celtics fans do not wear jerseys with a black player’s name of them.

Gwyneth may be a ditz but Stan has an eminently forgettable face.  

That weak little pop-serve of Nick’s is much like my own except I hit it overhand.

He didn’t cheat death.

If only Megyn Kelly was still on the tv, she would helpfully point out the inherent whiteness of Ariel.

Sometimes a name change is what’s needed. --John Jefferson

You get paid by the word, right?