I would like to see her get an award just for that “I will dog walk you” line that she dropped on Fox’s Trashcan Lannister.

I would chip in to a GoFundMe page that would pay those two guys to follow Zack Hample throughout the MLB season.

Yes, and remembering to not drink too much in order to avoid going home with the wrong person.

These people don’t have friends in the true sense of the word but Wolkoff telling Mel that her slogan was illiterate was something a friend would do--speak truth. No wonder she got canned.

Any yankee who moves to the South and objects to the racism is pissing in the wind but piss you must.

After you break up with someone, you don’t want to see her take up with a guy who is an awful human being. Besides simply wanting someone that you loved to be happy, you don’t want to think that there is some common ground between yourself and that bum. I feel for Gavin Newsom.

Normally, during and after a fight, both benches rap their sticks against the boards as a salute but how could any Avs do so after watching their guy going full punching bag?

Lucky duck servers sure have it made, huh?

I did not expect this story to be an asshole magnet yet here we are.

Plum tomatoes are the worst.

A star for admitting that you live in Fresno. And yes, you are right.

“Championship parades are no place to fight. Follow tradition and eat shit instead.”

Hal Chapman Wingo III—WIkipedia

Ball would be better off being coached by Alvin Gentry.

When she dropped that “I will dog walk you” line on Trashcan Lannister, it was love at first tweet.

This has been a great year for Chargers fans in San Diego who got to watch all the games, read about them in the sports sections of the local paper, all without any business talk about the fucking stadium. Add to that the NFL is no longer threatening to never give us a Super Bowl until we give Spanos a stadium.

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Could you please give me Guerrero’s phone number? --Gwyneth Paltrow

The thing is, that the airlines have better planes available or already on order but they’re not taking them. The new planes are better, seat-size, with better air quality, and much more efficient with fuel but as fuel prices have dropped, the airlines are milking the old planes for a while longer to stave off the…

After that, can we have him? --Vlade Divac