“Leave me alone I will dog walk you .”

“The whistling might be most annoying for the viewer...”

I don’t think there is a debate needed. At this point, CK is simple going to circle around the outside edges of the comedy club world, getting smaller and smaller as even assholes realize that he isn’t funny. His last gig will be as mens room attendant at Fox News.

Thanks for the AI link.

Too bad that he clanked those free throws but yeah, wear it with pride.

Please tell me that this asshole does not have any children.

The Washington Unpaids

ESPN, shows once again how real assholes do it--be a dick even when it is completely uncalled for and unnecessary.

That reminded me of how the Giants’ Jeff Leonard, aka Penitentiary Face, decided one year to change Jeff to Jeffrey. Reporters then called him Correctional Institution Face.

Try doing that stuff in an actual game and it will go down like that swordsman vs. Indiana Jones.

The guy looks fine to me. What’s your problem? --Rudy Giuliani

Yes, this sounds like a pretty lame visit for Clemson but because they lost the championship game, Alabama has to go to the White House two times.

I would advise Parkey to just lie low and ride it out quietly. Eventually, you get a ring. --Steve Bartman

If it's about money you take the advice from your agent but if not, you know that being a star in baseball does not compare with being a star quarterback in the nfl.

Classy Eagles fans may exist but they are not people from the city of Philadelphia.

She was having fun, the fans were having fun, thank goodness there were those announcers to keep that from spreading to the viewers.

Barstool astonished that shit attracts flies.

I’d say that the writers at Politico are the ones who are afraid of her. Their “coverage” is getting to look like stalking.

“One set, the Baseline Assessment Program (BAP), is free for the players, but they only get one examination, and the visit and the doctor are chosen by the claims administrator...”

“Anyway, here is a video of President Trump breathing that will most likely ruin your day.”