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jokes, my man. the type 2 family is expensive!

My dude, Maricopa is the fastest-growing county in the nation.

LOL you think someone in the market for a Class A Winnebago can afford a Westfalia?

“Jim Breuer Traditionally Handsome”

I’ve found a strong correlation between one’s spelling and grammatical errors and their reprehensibility in stories like this.

I just want to state, for the record, that your user name is awesome.

Payson is a small town, the exact same type that country singers croon about all the time. It’s also the type where the police know the high school kids’ parents, which means they can get away with stupid sh*t. This was a case of kids being bored and drunk, and deciding it would be a good idea to practice their…

It’s called Star Valley, about 2 hours northeast of Phoenix. Take 87 to Payson, then turn right at the main stoplight onto 260, heading toward Heber/Show Low. It’s a few miles outside of Payson, on the right side.

Fish fry. It’s leftover from Friday night, but it’s free with entry (2-drink minimum)!

This is the perfect example of sunk cost fallacy and escalation of commitment. Davis is literally providing negative value to the O’s, but they refuse to cut him because they’ve committed so much money to him. It’s a perfect b-school case study.

Furthermore

I can’t remember anything from Jaws 4, so I had to look it up to see if that actually happened. And by God, I didn’t realize it but the iconic banana boat scene is from that movie!

The guys who originally stuck that cow with arrows are friends-of-friends. And since I know many of you are wondering... no, you don’t want to see what’s inside the cabaret, either on a Thursday afternoon or Saturday night.

Yes, and Mopar represent the Confederacy quite well.

Probably half of my miles* are in an old, un-catted muscle car, so I’m can’t climate-shame anyone for their driving habits. But I offset that by reconditioning lithium batteries for use in off-grid and e-mobility applications, so I feel OK about my choices.

well obviously what Porsche you want to drive isn’t the pressing concern when facing the end of the world; it’s is what Koenigsegg you want to drive.

also, with their high compression, I highly doubt you’ll find one with a hand crank.

diesels don’t have carburetors

Also the fact that the X2 is a hideous, hideous vehicle.