I get that, I hear the myth of the “Seattle Freeze” all the time, but usually folks I meet from here are great! They keep inviting me to stuff. haha! but yeah i wonder if it is just bc the cities (Portland and Seattle, more so Seattle) grew a lot very quickly and it’s a city full of socially awkward younguns who don’t…

I know that in groups of people, action is less likely to happen, but if just a few are around, you are more likely to take responsibility to get them help (i think Kitty Genovese was kind of disproved, but there was a different experiment on a train in NYC, where packed train cars were not helping an actor who had…

the PNW is full of fucking weirdos, Portland especially. The worst was that fucko in Portland a few years back who was SHAVING pieces of hair off women’s heads while on the bus, he was fresh outta jail because he was caught JACKING OFF onto women, again, on the bus, earlier.

don’t let the haters get you down, Van Helsing was something. Idk, I liked it too. what’s that say about me? Also I loved League of Extraordinary Gentleman. I am the ACTUAL WORST. Im NOT ashamed.

“this isn’t where I left my keys” cue up some Marvin and LO, The leading man appears because she’s actually a hooker, or a lady cop undercover...oh wait that was basically the second season of True Detective. Don’t let me doooowwwn

Pro Tip: The Anti-Vax crazies and the Vegan Banana Crowd should hop into bed together to create a supergroup and pool resources. They have the same bizarro agenda.

I was briefly confused, Vanity Fair just had her on their cover last month, and I don’t recall it being quite this cringeworthy.

It was a great time of self discovery. Got dumped, finished a masters, and then moved back home, yo. It sort of sucked.

I wish I could get over and ex by getting under Tom too. Instead, i just took a year of my life drinking Trader Joe’s wine and eating excessive amounts of meat. She does a lot of things better than me, including breakups.

I watched it with my parents, who are old and also thought it was hilarious. It was such an unsung comedy.

I want those bikinis they wear at the end!

I think it’s like any time I say I like the movie Dick I have to like justify it by also adding THE KIRSTEN DUNST ONE!! and then explain it anyway. The pot cookie scene?!?! My fave.

BLACK OVER THE BLEACH O NO. that color is here to stay.

Yeah but like you’re doing it right. going to a salon. Long blonde hair is difficult to maintain. I had long hair and had to cut it to my shoulders, but it was necessary.

I found that once I bleached it out, I was the only one who could really tell how gross it was. My hair is normally oily in like ten minutes, but the blonde was so porous it was like ABSORB THE OIL. Otherwise when it got BAD just like tie it up wrap it in something whatever, it was okay.

ugh i just went from dyed black to orange (myself!! MISTAKE.DONT DO WHAT I DID. REALLY. Natural black hair might be different, but I have dark brown and had dyed it black and was lifting out permanent black dye) and then to blonde (SHOUT OUT TO THE ONLY HOOMAN I SHOULD EVER TRUST WITH MY HAIR AGAIN, I LEARNED MY…

Can we just have a brief moment to acknowledge the greatness that the film Dick was?

there are two things that I am annoyed at when I attend live music:

He lived near my parents, and we often ran into him and his wife at our little local market. He had a tiny dog and was always very kind. When his wife died a few years ago, my parents ran into him (still with his dog) and just said he was different and a little less happy. Which is obviously understandable, but he was…

I totally was like WTF when I read about this when I visited, but it was supposed to be far grander and accessible for all. There was also a hot second in the steamy cool and slick world of archiving where people were like FUCKING STORE SHIT IN CAVES. Because things like the dead sea scrolls were found in good…