Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

I don’t know. They may have a point. Those cups don’t look anything like the ones Jesus drank his Gingerbread Lattes out of.

Jesus take the scalpel!

It’s almost as if that’s what the article were about...

I have this former college friend who has gone faaaarrr to the right and every time I posted a snopes link debunked whatever batshit crazy stuff she has posted on facebook she responds that it “doesn’t matter” that this particular story is untrue because the “principle” is still true.

Exactly. Who cares about lies, I’m trying to save lives!

Yes. We’ve reached peak bizzaro when “I don’t think you actually tried to stab a dude” becomes character assassination.

I’m more interested in the phrase “tried to hit his mother with a hammer”. Tried. As in, was unable to.

He has two options:

Also, he shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

All about that evangelical vote: the bigger a fuck-up you were, the better your redemption story sounds. Just like how Bush II made no secret of the fact he was a raging drunk before he accepted Jesus into his life.

I’m a moderate republican and I can honestly say the crazies are really hurting us. Abortion and gay rights are far down on the list of things this country has to worry about. I’d love one of these supposed canidates to stand up and say

Also, don't give people credit for basically saying, "I still think what you're doing is sick and wrong but I'm not going to actively try to fuck with your life over it. I'm a hero."

“People say I talk about spumoni too much and that I’m condescending. (Spumoni is italian ice cream and condescending means I talk down to others.)” - John Kasich

We voted. :x

I’m so fucking jealous of Canadians sometimes. First you all get all the healthcare and now you get a feminist Prime Minister who walks the talk. >:-(

We seriously need five Congressional committees to investigate this “fall.”

It’s almost as if refusing to protect trans people didn’t stop straight men from going into womens’ restrooms to assault children there.

No problem with the rape content, but "gay stuff?! Ew!"