allofthebutts
allofthebutts
Nov 1 2017
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They really should have had Kate McKinnon’s Kellywise skit include this. Missed opportunity.

Apr 20 2017
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So a Democrat getting something like 48% of the vote in one of the historically deepest red House districts around, with the next closest “Big R” candidate in the 20's is a “big win” somehow? Fuck this imbecile and his insane worldview.

Feb 27 2017
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If I was printing this piece, I would have put that right in the headline. It’s such a shame that the editors didn’t sign it off as “Sincerely, Sean M. Sphincter”.

Feb 13 2017
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The only wall we’d like to see built is around Trump Tower (preferably in the night, while Donald is busy hate watching Megyn Kelly or whatever he does with his time in lieu of being President). In fact, this would be a much more affordable wall, and I would chip in to that Kickstarter in an instant.

Feb 13 2017
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I wonder if the Secret Service attempted to intervene but Trump stepped in and said to leave his longtime member (whose money is literally lining Trump’s pockets) alone. Just like he had to pop in during the potential crisis to crash a fucking wedding because that guy also paid a lot of cash to be there. It’s unreal.

Feb 13 2017
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“Here’s the face and name of a man whose National Security job is so important that it’s literally handcuffed to him at all times. Please like and share this post!”

Feb 13 2017
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This does not bode well for the meeting that followed. Trump will be announcing the second wall that Canada will be paying for later this afternoon.

Feb 13 2017
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And allowing that asshat to post not only an idiotic smiling photo of the guy who’s carrying the nuclear football, but also to out him as being the guy who carries it? The secret service should have put a bullet through that idiot’s smartphone before allowing him to post any such garbage. These morons are gonna get us Read more

Feb 1 2017
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I’m really hoping that it’s all a matter of gross incompetence, as tragic an expectation as that is of the President of the United States.

Feb 1 2017
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Is no one else worried that Trump putting this highly inflammatory and obviously click-baity EO out there was just a ruse to hide some actual sinister shit that quietly slipped past everybody while we were all losing our minds this weekend? Like removing the permanent military presence from the NSC and staffing it Read more

Jan 26 2017
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Counter-counterpoint: The Donald is very much bald and in deep denial about it.

Jan 11 2017
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Up the ass? No, that would be merciful. I’m thinking this is going to be more akin to that one scene in Human Centipede 3 where the prison inmate gets shivved in the side and then... violated thusly.

Dec 9 2016
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Yeah, that’s 50 years from now. It’s like $20 bucks a day in pre-Trump inflation dollars.

Dec 9 2016
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It’s a weird perspective, the pinky is fine it’s just pointing straight down. The ring finger next to it is folded down and under the hand, so side by side they look like they’re the same length but only when you’re looking at it head on in a flattened perspective.

Dec 9 2016
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What happens if you have $40k a day to burn long with an unquenchable poop fetish? Is Westworld still for you?

Dec 9 2016
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Why are people even remotely freaking out over this? By the sounds of it, he’s deleting his channel and immediately restarting said channel to get rid of inactive/spam followers. He ain’t going nowhere.

Dec 6 2016
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Have you tried doing it yourself? It pretty much consists of “copy-paste these files onto the SD card” and run the system. I know that may be asking a lot of grandma who knows next to nothing about computers, but if your target demographic can’t figure that out, they won’t know where to get ROMs to play on this thing Read more