allofthebutts
allofthebutts
allofthebutts

The big question is, who the hell runs Samurai World? Ford seemed overly preoccupied with Westworld that there’s no way he had time to run over to play with the samurais. Unless that’s where the Ford Clones come into play...

Reality has a liberal bias.

I always thought David was misplaced at Cracked, but if they pivoted to more serious thinkpieces in general now that they have a huge audience, that would be amazing.

In a few years, they’re gonna have nice hunks of decorative plastic and the data will be lost to time. And then where will we be?

Did Dolores then kill Arnold on her own, separate of the massacre that happened? The events are seemingly tied together, so if Teddy is Wyatt then Dolores must have been helping him, if not the other way around.

Lawrence (or rather, one of his men) dressed Dolores up like that as part of the quest William and Logan triggered in Pariah. If she’s re-tracing her footsteps from all those years ago, she is likely going through all of the same events, wardrobe changes included.

Ding ding ding! I would not be surprised to find out that Dolores was used by Ford to the same end 35 years ago to get rid of Arnold.

That evidence isn’t nearly as strong as the NYT seems to think. Whether the MiB is William or not, based on his statement that he’s been visiting the park for 30 years, he and William (if they’re not one and the same) would have at least been in the park at the same time and presumably all guests enter the same way,

Scratch one thing I just recalled: they show Maeve watching Clementine get lobotomized while Theresa supervised, so that’s at least one timeline happening concurrently with another.

Two timelines? There are at least 4, I’m sure. Wall of text incoming, hopefully someone finds this interesting!

Jesus christ. This makes me so sad and angry and I’m really, really sorry for all the neanderthals out there with whom I unfortunately share a Y chromosome.

The children of the candy corn*

I read it more along the lines of “we didn’t endorse these great Presidents out of an idiotic commitment to party lines, but we won’t make that mistake again.” We may not know whether Hillary will be a great President, but we’re pretty damn sure Trump is incapable of even being in the vicinity of greatness. They’re

It could have been in the water as well.

Or more importantly, who really gives a shit? This happens literally all the time, or else buggy games are released with huge patches planned for after launch. And there are a million other great games out there, a whole real world outside your front door, and people are still losing their shit over a month’s delay of

Except you didn’t vote Blizzard into congress. You don’t actually have freedom of speech to protect you in spewing whatever garbage you want out of your face hole in a private venue. If Blizzard wants to even ban you, the law’s on their side, and you have the right to cry in the corner if you like. In this case, speak

Yeah, I’m pretty sure that gamers who are “toxic, trolls, or just jackasses” are the ones perpetuating the stereotype that gamers are immature assholes. If you’re gonna complain about a mommy joke as a (presumably) grown-ass adult sounds like it’s just hitting a little too close to home for it to be a valid complaint

Am I a terrible person? Yeah, probably.

I don’t understand why the police gave him a “stern warning” about this bullshit. There are pretty clear and strict rules about distracted driving, and it’s evident from the video that this idiot fit the bill for however long they were watching him. That he got away with nothing more than a talking-to is ridiculous.