Bruno Mars better watch the fuck out. Because this guy is pissed off.

"If it happened at our fair, we get credit for it"

Then some other person would likely exist as the product of your parents reproducing with other people, special snowflake.

Rumor has it Tim Cook enjoys tongue in his ass.

Just so it's clear, if you have the Apple Watch, your notification tone must be the Power Ranger's tone from the original series.

That is the only tone I will accept.

This article is way more informative and self-respecting than the 900 articles TechCrunch has released so far today, as each of their writers sees who can get his or her tongue the furthest into Tim Cook's ass.

Best review I've seen thus far. I'd love to see it cross-posted to Gizmodo for the instant stream of vitriolic comment's it'd generate.

I used to be an insufferable prick. Then, I bought an iWatch and now all I can talk about is this incredible piece of technology attached to my arm that also communicates with my iPhone while backing up all the while to my iCloud on my iMac, which also cost about $3,000 but it was totally worth it because my entire…

I know!

The Gone Home devs' follow up game should focus on a men's rights activist struggling to come to terms with having his opinions validated less and less frequently. Also he's magically switched bodies with his hamster.

I love how some people still get super pissed off whenever Gone Home comes up. I enjoy drinking their rage-tears.

I found that Gone Home was an instant classic for me. It has a strong story that most people can relate to, there honestly is no horror though it felt like it for a long hot minute throughout the game. About half way though it clicked with me that it was just a story/adventure and that made me love it even more. 10/10

I am giving you a star just for all of the dimwits calling you a PC elitist for a simple, implicit suggestion that they release it on another platform.

That's the chorus of my fav EDM song.

none of these words even make sense as words to me any more. Probs some EDM song you wouldn't know banana Taipei megawatt glowstick cough syrup.

But really, you should be glad you don't know that song, because I bet it's horrible.

Probs some EDM song you wouldn't know Probs some EDM song you wouldn't know Probs some EDM song you wouldn't know

Whenever someone at work messes up, I like to send this gif to people:

There's only one good show about Washington DC on TV right now and it sure isn't House of Cards

Dollar store Lenny Kravitz