Husband: Um, can I tell people that our love burned too bright and too quickly? Kind of a Candle in the Wind deal?
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I bet when this guy is on his deathbed he's going to be really glad he wasted all this time on something so utterly meaningless.
Step 1. Get drunk.
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Yeah, look at the wall this guy built. Can you imagine the CPU he would design if he had just played Minecraft instead?
... my seven year old son just finished playing Minecraft for fifty eight straight hours and has now begun building his own supercollider. Thanks Mojang!
"Men are THE WORST thing that ever happens to women." - Louis C.K.
That's pretty much what the stupid bird does the whole time.
Quite frankly the original poster isn't good. I thought you guys had the same we have in France (which I really like):
That headline is pretty low man
"I didn't steal 'em!" Hajime joked, showing off his receipt. He then got very excited, saying, "I'm going to change history!"
Where is Ethel Beavers? This list is invalid.
Mindy Kaling wrote in her book that during her time on The Office with Steve, he was the nicest person imaginable. Even when a group would be gossiping about something harmless, probably about Kardashians or something everybody would chat about, he wouldn't partake. He'd excuse himself from the group. Not that he…
Just like, a bunch of bacon bits, right?
Just another reason to never, ever visit Australia.
Also, four litres of bagged milk costs about 20 cents more than two litres of cartoned milk.
Cool, committed bagged-milk drinkers like my family, buy milk bag holders made from stainless steel or ceramic. The milk gets colder and stays colder longer outside the fridge.
Canadian milk comes in a bag!
Whatever else you do, make sure reading is part of your life so you may grow to your potential.