Agree to disagree. I love the current cast. I love the addition of Leslie Jones and Sasheer Zamata. I think they're both great. I love Keenan and Bobby Moynihan. I miss Kristin Wiig and Andy Samberg, Bill Hader, those guys, but the current cast IMO is pretty good. The cast members that they use the most, like Kate,…

Luckily, that video was in 2010 and he is not, in fact, employed by anyone!

this interview with the guy is one of the most amazing moments in journalism:

Between the revenge porn guy's conviction, the domestic assault boxer's denied entry to Australia, and this...well...the law's really taking care of dickheads today. Love it!

"Ladies and especially gentlemen, I did not become senator of the great state of North Carolina by washing my hands daily like some kind of liberal pussy. Personal hygiene is for communists."

It's all the will of the invisible poopy hand.

How about making Bitch Pudding a real character? Seriously, I'd totally watch that.

Oh, you were talking about the doll. I was about to say, if you really wanted to spice up strawberry shortcake, you soak the shortcake in spiced rum, and add a nice dollop of whipped cream.

I leave this for you all:

I made my shoes! I took an old pair and decopaged some comic book pages to them so they were cute and snazzy and on theme!

if religion got out of the business of politics and morality-legislation (while being tax-free) i would be more on board with this... but the religious influence politics and make policies based on their religion that affect us all - as a non-believer, i don't tolerate that.

Exposing children to religion not only makes them have a harder time to tell the difference between fiction and reality, but the constant prejudice in common religious practice just makes underdeveloped minds adopt a "holier than thou, and thou, and also thou" mentality even after post puberty. Every day education…

I think that's fine.

"Designer babies"?

Maybe the joke is that this explains why SNL is so shitty

i personally don't have very high standards for humor — or, i have juvenile standards for humor that accommodate contemptuousness and lots of south park — but i just genuinely do not understand how one single person could read this and think it was funny or clever, let alone ready for the new yorker

I posted about this down thread, but I've read that smiling is actually an important part of the feedback loop with your brain that allows you to experience joy.

but she is vain and cheap. Hillary is stating a fact.

You absolutely can punch a dude in the crotch. You've been able to do this since the very first Mortal Kombat game on the sega genesis and at the arcades.