His mother was an excellent player and a very good coach. She does a hell of a lot of work to get younger people who aren't rich into tennis. Both her sons are award winning players (Jamie has some doubles titles, I do believe.)

It's great to know what you want.

A vagina massage? Yes, please.

I've got this awesome hippie Wiccan facebook friend, and she posted a link to an article about vaginal steaming the other day, and no lie, Facebook's top "suggested link" underneath my friend's post was a link to a food.com recipe for steamed clams.

I'm just going to stay in that room permanently.

Tell him boxer briefs are more comfortable. Because they are. /dude perspective

That's enough internet for today. I'm out. Good bye y'all, I'll remember you all in therapy.

Someone posted this over on io9 earlier. YES, PLEASE.

Right now, public reaction in Taiwan is negative. People don't like the new regulations. Some see the merit, some see it as the government overstepping its boundaries. The good thing right now is that there's no real way to enforce this. In the news video, the first woman interviewed complains that the new regulation…

Surely you mean IS cancer..

Unfortunately for archery's future, Anderson can't look at a woman without quivering.

Yeah, I'm fine with it. If President Obama wants to get his message out to people who might not watch the State of the Union, or people who want more information on the ideas he sketched out, this seems like a fine way to do it. Plus, the interviewers are obviously taking this seriously and asking good questions.

Glozell once did a video goofing on the conservative idea that black people only voted for Obama because he is black and would let them have healthcare without jobs. My conservative family members posted it on FB with horrified comments, thinking it was real. When I pointed out that GloZell is a comic, they refused to…

"I almost foam at the mouth in disgust, but I try to be pleasant."

i feel like i need to rep miss India's costume

Were any balls deflated in this process?

If you feel the needs to flush toxins out of your system you need to realize that they are held in your kidneys and liver. All you need to do then is give them a nice hard jab with something and that will loosen them up and let you expel them! Go ahead and try! Have a friend take a whack at your liver with a nice…

Batshit? Maybe. But have you ever tasted artisanal batshit, still warm from the free-range cave floor? I get it for $20 a pound from a forest hermit. Try guano with Gruyere, the mouthfeel is incredible.

I find the taste difference is marginal, if there is one at all. There are some differences in appearance like thicker whites and deeper colored yokes but paying $9/dozen is absolutely bat shit

LttP is the absolute best place to start. Any earlier and things get....crusty. Any later and you miss LttP's role as really defining the structure of zelda games for the next 20 years.