Holy shit, that George Clooney joke was straight up brilliant.

P.S: candidate should be ok with possibly being murdered and buried under the floorboards.

The only way this book could possibly be useful is if you made hats from the actual pages.

I think you're confusing journalism with sports writing.

How is that a reason not to "bash" religion? The people here doing this ridiculous thing don't deserve to be bashed, they're the victims, but a social phenomenon that requires that people either live like this or lose their friends, family, and community definitely deserves to be "bashed".

I know a lot of people in the queer community whose lives have been irreparably damaged by intolerant religious people, so while I feel for those who resort to this sort of thing to cope, I have zero qualms about pointing out that the religious beliefs that drive people to do this are absolute bullshit.

Really? SLAMa only ranks 24th on a list of WRESTLERS?!

Recovering from failure/loss is a great lesson for a child. Parents who try to avoid it are absolutely insane and do their child exactly zero favours.

Well, if that's a reshot version, how do we know what he said the first time? He could have said, "children need to suck it up and learn that sometimes they're just going to be big fat losers," (which I would have loved) and that's what caused the mom to freak out.

According to the mom, Trebek didn't ever console the girl backstage. "If he had taken the time, he would have known, like you do, that my daughter is not a sore loser, and does not become emotional solely over losing a game," the woman wrote. "She was upset about not being able to completely play the game to the end."

This feels like a chopper-mom/stage-mom kind of thing. I am so sick of people with their

Looks like Detroit still has a crack problem.

Friedman's idea for a fix is excellent. Someone implement that, please.

That sounds really hard, I'd rather just drink some tea and poop my way to healthy living

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I believe it. The thing about 30 Rock is a lot of the jokes have an absurd number of layers, and the show's never been shy about sacred cows. Few sitcoms would have the balls to make their main character racist, let alone make it a running joke.

I've lived in Milwaukee for 4+ years now, and routinely do 80-85 on the highways you're referring to. I do it alone, and without inciting a rolling riot. They leave me alone.

"You want to talk about oppressive, talk about a government spending hundreds of millions on new freeways, and then setting the speed limit at 50 mph"

jesus, the struggle is real. Those communist fascist bastards! Limiting your rate of travel on public roads to 50 mph! Thats fascism if i've ever seen it.

Also, most cops squids are on a huge above the law power trip. They enjoy being that giant dick with a badge crotch rocket. Most traffic enforcement biker gangs harbor societal discontent by giving out shitty revenue generating tickets showing off dangerous tricks to whoever they can, pestering people and generally…

I'm thinking just lasso them from the passenger side of the police cruiser... Might work in Texas at least.