I hope after this clip is widely disseminated, I see no more comments wondering "How did he get away with it?" or "Well why didn't the women just go to the police if they were really raped?"

Watch it again closely. It appears pushing the umpire was merely one part of the master plan to hit the other player in the nuts. Russians play the long game.

Yeah, believe it or not, that yellow weirdo was built in the 1870s. My MIL has a deep and abiding love for historic preservation, so she did her best to upkeep that place well while she had it. She'll be pleased to hear that it looked so good. :)

This sounds like a lotta work, killing Sims used to be a piece of cake back in my day...

Don't worry I'm sure he was wearing the period-correct clothing

Update: Mike Tyson Elected Mayor of Toronto

It doesn't surprise me at all that this happened. Of course people were going to try to go bigger and bigger with the amount of water, until they forgot that water actually weighs a LOT.

You know what they say, "When there's grass on the field, that's Wimbledon. The U.S. Open is played on hard courts, you stupid fucking asshole."

Hell, I'd never shower with the guy. Or, for that matter, any other guy. Or girl. Hell no. That's just not how I roll. And I'm damn sure not about to shower in an open locker room. Hello, what about privacy? Who are these people who are showering in front of all these other people? Not me, that's who. Everyone rubbing…

No one's slick as Gaston

Dear Justin Bieber's PR team: Go home, you're drunk.

Also: rehab his reputation slowly. This is way too obvious a stunt. Waaay too obvious.

Very appropriate sponsorship on Univision.

it's not meant as a way to rest or be lazy, but it's allowed. It's okay to pause on the right side if you're carrying luggage, sick, pregnant, whatever, but that's why you stand to the right so that people can pass on the left. People outside of mass transit trains don't seem to understand this. If you ever live in…

Police: Can you describe the robber?

Yeah, but hes been shot 7 more times than she has.

I don't care what Donald Sterling said quite frankly. But let's get some facts straight here because a lot of people seem to be confused.