The crazy thing is, if you look at the actual reporting and responses made by politicians, you would think that 85% of the nation was firmly against any form of gun control. If they were the plush toy lobby, no one would ever take them seriously, but yet here we are, with a veiled (or sometimes outright) threat made…

Oh god, yeah I forgot about those nutjobs. Everything is a fucking conspiracy just to nab their guns!

I would be shocked the day the WBC didn’t antagonize someone’s death or funeral. They care about exactly 14 or however many people are in that ridiculous family (until the day one of them wakes up and of course they’ll be immediately banned from and slandered by the family).

Between Samantha Bee and Stephen Colbert, maybe, just maybe we can shift the political discourse on this a little over the next generation. God knows, this one’s a lost cause when it comes to their precious goddamn artillery.

At least no one went on twitter after Sandy Hook and said it was great that those dirty babies got wiped off the face of the earth because they’re sinning against god or whatever. Everything is terrible.

No, it’s an article that shows you the ridiculous ease with which you can buy guns at a gun store with zero pretense about the fact that you’re buying a deadly weapon without any training or proper background check. Instant background checks are about as useful as instant credit checks, which have errors in around 20%…

I’m beginning to think that close to 0% of those people are actually “responsible gun owners” and they are, in fact, well aware of it. They likely wouldn’t pass a mental health and/or background check themselves and are terrified of any kind of legislation that may hinder their gun ownership. So get em while they’re…

This is, depressingly, exactly what happens. NRA puts out a presser saying “buy em before Obummer bans your guns!” and sales shoot up 2000%. Without fail, every single time. Even immediately after 20 kids lost their lives at Sandy Hook, context is irrelevant, it’s all about the sales.

David Letterman, a noted lover of women. Soft, silky, perky women.

Colbert is severely handcuffed by CBS’s wholesome advertisers, and yet he’s still a million times better than Letterman ever was. I do love it when he tries to push the envelope and expose the ridiculousness of the whole machine.

That language is evocative of children, you pedophilic monster!

Forget finding a permanent co-host. Kelly can get along famously with anybody and still make it entertaining on some primal level. Let’s just leave it at Live with Kelly and give credit where credit is due.

This is why you never go full method.

I’m sort of glad Samantha didn’t get the Daily Show, because I think she gets far more leeway with the censors now, being in a cheaper time slot that doesn’t depend on ultra sensitive advertisers that may pull out if things get too risque. She’s wild and controversial and tells people to fuck off and die without…

I am gonna miss this man so much come January. Maybe he’ll retire up here in Canada and be BFFs with Justin and sing duets for our collective benefit.

This seems... incredibly staged. Am I being overly cynical about the state of reality television to think they’d stoop to faking something like this?

Is it possible there are HD cameras hidden in her eyeballs and this man is actually a notorious film pirate? Because that’s the only scenario here that makes any sense.

For those without built-in pillows:

For those without built-in pillows:

You mean their logo that is meant to symbolize what I can only guess are ambiguous genitals? Is it balls? Is it a vagina? Butthole? It’s all up for grabs at the raunchy AirBnB orgy party that every rental eventually devolves into!

What if she went up to 25 guys on the football field and said “do all y’all wanna get blown in the bathroom?” Would that then be considered consent? We know almost zero details on this story outside of the bare minimum, even though this whole situation is clearly awful regardless.