Robert DeNiro calling the facts and statistics given to his face as “hysteria and knee-jerk reactions” is the most hilarious part of this interview. Is this supposed to be satire?

The more important question is: what part of not driving like an asshole ruins a person’s life so much that they must remedy the situation by driving like an asshole?

Good list. Few important additions though:

To your second point, it seems many of them were youths so it’s likely a desperate cry for help if anything, but also these people live in reservations that are little more than trailer parks in the middle of nowhere. There are no tall buildings or bridges or even access to guns. Drugs seem commonplace though, but…

“I am a conservative, because I know we are all equal in the eyes of God, men and women alike.”

I’m pretty sure this is what Dante intended for the third circle of hell but he had to tone it down for common decency.

But if they didn’t write these obnoxious “other” trend pieces, you couldn’t write about them, and we couldn’t read about you writing about them, and then where would we be?

And they’re likely never going to pay for a subscription unless Blizzard decides to run their own vanilla WoW server. So they’ve gained nothing other than maybe 150,000 pissed off former fans.

This is turning out to be an even bigger shit show than I imagined. Can’t wait for the convention!

Yet somehow this system could allow a vengeful delegate pool to pick Kasich as the nominee, even though literally no one wants that. I don’t see how that’s in any way fair or representative of the people that cast their votes. If anything, they could just unbind Kasich’s delegates and have them choose of the other…

Well then have I got a deal for you! http://www.blogto.com/sports_play/20…

It’s a global table flip. It’s cathartic, sure, but I don’t want to be the one to clean everything off of the floor afterwards.

Especially Florence Henderson. That woman looks like she knows all the best Cosmo tips.

So judging by the looks on their faces: absolutely, positively, definitely fucking.

I think we just found out where Ted Cruz went to acting school.

When the box is a-rockin’ don’t come a-knockin?

That’s just a cone-shaped box.

I don’t see why you couldn’t. “Come on, lady, just get in the damn box.”

All I could think when watching this was that if it was filmed today, everybody would be holding a coke, wearing red, and proudly saying how great and refreshing everybody’s beverage seems to be. I think I may be jaded.