You mean Votey McVoteface.

By a tomato robot. The future is here, folks.

And more fun! Provided that you’re at a safe distance, and using someone else’s foot.

The funny thing is, their awful games have received a million times more exposure (and likely a lot of curious purchases!) through this than if they had been left alone on Steam to rot. I’m thinking they might owe Jim a commission check.

They released a bad game using (possibly stolen?) assets that got panned by just about everyone, then reviewed by a sarcastic internet person. Then instead of taking their lumps, they cried about it and made excuses as to “this is how indie development works.” It was inevitable that the harder they pushed back, the…

They gotta make their $10 million somehow. And it was never going to be by making a good game, let’s be real.

Howdy Goudey will crush His Holiness in the quarters.

Trump’s diet consists entirely of Trump Steaks and Trump Vodka. Ted Cruz looks like he’s hosting several strains of parasite. Can I just be shot instead?

Trump’s premium poops are of the highest quality. Fragrant like spring flowers. Great texture, not at all rubbery. You should be so lucky to receive them.

If they make it to the White House, it’s probably for the best.

Donald Trump’s visual antipode? So pale, so gaunt, so little hair.

Any fact sheet that manages to include both Hitler and Stalin references has gotta be right!

If that’s true, it kinda makes all these gay panic videos even more insidious...

Mittens is gonna be so mad when he realizes that he cost the Republicans the presidency in two election cycles. This is not the man to take down Drumpf.

Maybe that’s the official policy. But there’s no way the guys piloting the drones, planning the attacks, and overseeing the practical application of said policy don’t realize they’re doing exactly what Trump said. His base would say he’s “telling it like it is” as per usual.

You’re looking for the “unnecessary flight around the world in an unventilated box before final delivery” deluxe package. That one’s quite popular these days.

He didn’t specifically say there were no fists in there. We can safely assume yes, until otherwise refuted.

Oh you’re absolutely right in that regard, which is why it was at least important for this to be talked about even if it was uncomfortable and awkward for everyone involved. It’s going to take a big push from a lot of people to get industry-wide traction on this, and it’ll likely take another generation, but it’ll…

So, 2-4% is acceptable?

Yes, but these people all work within a certain (completely broken) framework of a business that was created to make money. It’s the same principle that dehumanizes manufacturing labour, where if you get big enough, you’ll do whatever it takes to squeeze every last red cent out of your product, even if it means…