There needs to be far more discussion in this political cycle about the current status of Kanye’s anus and its proximity to nearby fingers. It’s far more interesting than whatever garbage is spewing out of Ted Cruz’s face hole.

I want to know what the hell was going on with Bob Saget. Either the years have been really rough on him, or he’s got some sort of degenerative disease?

I thought you were going to say that Creed released an earth-shatteringly amazing album to show all the haters. Crisis averted.

Jimmy Fallon portraying one very excitable dumb young girl isn’t indicative of every young girl in existence any more than Mark Hamill portraying Luke Skywalker made every man in the world a Jedi. That said, this just isn’t funny (as are most Fallon skits), endearing, or even enlightening and he should stop already.

Yeah, fair point. Content aside though, I don’t see how the title of the article is dishonest for the sake of clicks. It’s a thing that happened, and should be reported on in some capacity. The click-bait thing is just the sad reality of what passes as reporting these days, Jezebel has hardly been immune to it for a…

Sure it is, but honestly, what could you do here? Sweeping these things under the rug is not doing him any favours, and that’s all high profile PR people have done for decades while stars with mental health issues have spiraled into oblivion.

How will sweeping public meltdowns under the rug actually help him though? The only antidote to this level of fame is shame. And currently, his fame is obscuring absolutely everything else in his life. Rich and powerful eccentric people have a bad habit of being surrounded by enablers that cover for any of their bad…

Step 4: Profit!

50% more influential than all those people! When they finally strap the straitjacket on him and wheel him into his padded cell, that’s the only thing he’ll be muttering to himself, over and over.

I bet you could get one of those Royale kittens for $275... I think that’d be more luxurious than whatever form of dead tree they’re shilling here.

Can’t poop if ya don’t eat.

Yeah, it’s ridiculous that the party’s top turd Mitch McConnell put out that statement before Scalia’s body was even cold.

100% of voters who are also your mom would likely agree with you.

Well his thesis may be right, but the real-life application? Carly Fiorina has a uterus (probably?) and you didn’t see feminists knocking down her door with overwhelming support. Crazy-eyes Bachmann was the same deal in 2012 and she didn’t even have a Democratic counterpart to steal away all those feminist votes.

If 53 million people send him a dollar, he’ll be fine.

Actually, this seems on par with something Kanye would say. There are listicles of top Kanye meltdowns and rants, this is pretty mild compared to some of his previous antics.

I was really, really hoping he’d point to his chest and go “I wanted to get my mom’s birthday on here, but at the time, I didn’t really know what Roman numerals are or how they work. Ah well.” But of course he didn’t, because this little shit doesn’t live in reality with the rest of us.

It’s the only sane thing to do.

If Abby Flynn had a music career, it would be this... thing exactly. Hard pass.

What if it’s delightful humour?