I’m pretty sure God would have better things to do in the universe than stand by some intolerant moron while she berates a woman.

“Haha, look at this thing my funny and awesome friends made without me even forcing them to do it, like at all!! Aren’t they funny and awesome friends? Don’t you think this is great??”

“Are you Justin?” I asked.

Caity’s either growing up or is being held down by the man, cause there’s no way she’d let Biebs get away with that facial hair atrocity if she was writing honestly!

I’m personally a fan of the Ron-as-a-time-traveling-Dumbledore theory, in which case there will come a point where he can no longer hide his sexuality from Hermione and comes out in fabulous fashion.

I’ll use any excuse to post a Colbert clip.

What if it wasn’t consensual? Or of the David Cameron porcine variety? Maybe Ted Cruz was a creepy bus masturbator. There are some things that the public needs to know.

I’d believe that. No woman could possibly meet what would surely be impossibly high standards set by such an unrepentant twat.

You mean it wasn’t good at all. Last minute high school essay assignments have been written with better form.

Rape is so silly, don’t ya know!

This comment (and the end of this ridiculous man’s career) now have an altogether different spin. After watching Making a Murderer, he definitely gave off a weird, creepy vibe the whole way through.

You reminded me that Caity’s gone and made me sad all over again. Then the pictures of creepy dolls made my skin crawl, and the whole thing made me roll my eyes by the end of it. I’m feeling a lot of things right now, is what I’m saying.

So any mouth breather with a twitter account is an expert on astrophysics now? Where’s Neil deGrasse Tyson when you need him.

http://en.shitexpress.com/ suddenly doesn’t seem like such a stupid business idea after all!

You probably turned off the racism episode right before it got really good as she went to confederate-flag-wavin’ Amurica, making fun of southern hillbilly racists (who were being incredibly and openly racist on camera) right to their faces in a totally deadpan manner, often veering into pure sarcasm. One of the…

I’ve never heard of this angle of their marketing before. The app automatically adds tip to the fare, you just don’t see it as a separate transaction. Maybe you’ve been tipping this whole time?

I Uber different in the US or something? Because in Canada, if you do absolutely nothing to change the settings, starting a new account sets the tip rate at 20% which is added automatically on top of whatever fare you pay. You have to log in on the website (can’t do it from inside the app) to even change this.

Sorry, but I think that’s hogwash. Unless someone is legitimately autistic to the point that they are blissfully unaware of how their actions impact other people’s lives, there’s no excuse not to be, at a certain point, aware of how your chronic lateness is impacting others. That you habitually let it slide just…

Group chat across platforms (like iMessage but for everyone on any phone) is probably the biggest one. They’ve also added things like voice and video calls to keep up with the competition. And it’s tied to your phone number, so if you’ve got someone’s phone number in your contact list, you can see if they’ve got…

This is why I try to leave nice big chunks of avocado when I make guac, best of both worlds!