It would imply he doesn’t know something, and that couldn’t be true. They must have been hiding the “cookie stuff” from him.

Given how important he is in scientology, next to Miscavige and Hubbard, he’s currently 3rd in the pecking order and that means he is literally infallible. He cannot do or say anything wrong, and if you even suggested that he might not know what cookie dough looks like, you’d be thrown into the super-fun named…

The fact that you can’t even imagine a scenario probably means your wife is doing all sorts of casual fucking on the side! Enjoy your blissful ignorance.

What a terribly boring life some of you people must lead if you can’t even imagine a scenario that could apply that wasn’t some torrid, year-long affair requiring tons of planning and forethought and coming up with cover stories and meeting at midnight and other romance novel bullshit. This is not that.

You must really want the last word cause you keep talkin’! See, it can go both ways, and my opinion isn’t somehow invalidated because you feel you’re obviously right and I should just shut up.

While living in a Disney film, sure there are a thousand things that you have to do in order to have sex with a human (such as: the obligatory 4 week dating period before you are allowed to kiss, the promise of marriage before you can hold hands in public, and of course, the wedding night consummation of vows!). In…

That’s fabulous for you, but not nearly as universal as you would like to think. I am sure your wife would be glad to know if you guys ever got into a funk and she made some bad decisions that you’d throw her to the curb instantly and your 10 year marriage would mean absolutely nothing.

What’s wrong with asking someone to marry you instead of giving any sort of ultimatum, qualified or not? Instead of “ask me to marry you or I will leave” say “will you marry me?” and one way or another you get an answer to your question. The first puts pressure on the other person while making it absolutely clear that…

Oh absolutely not, I was trying to point out that having a knee-jerk reaction was just the worst possible way to go about it. There are countless circumstances that can lead to cheating, but once it has happened, and since we don’t live in a bubble, it’s naive to think that you were perfect and everything was great…

The science is still out on “facts”

He/she kind of came off that way, sorry. And who’s to say who the ‘victim’ of cheating really is? People in relationships withhold sex or intimacy or any number of things all the time, or it could be that someone ends up cheating as a way to actually stay together with their otherwise-great-except-sexually spouse.…

Shouldn’t you put a little more stock into an actual relationship than this? Assuming it’s a long term relationship, unless you find out you’ve been with a serial cheater who’s been doing it from the start, there’s usually a problem that developed or something that contributed to the situation over time until it…

Why especially does a giant monster movie starring arguably the absolute lily whitest actors in Hollywood need to be set in Seoul (or Tokyo, as another article seems to have claimed)? I will never understand the machinations of Hollywood execs.

Ugh stupid kinja not even sorting comments properly. I meant the scenario you lovingly described. With the waistband that set that dude off on a crazy rampage. Yeah, I’ll show myself out now...

Wait. Is this hot or not?

Too much boner shaming going on ‘round these parts!

How hard to you have to yank it to rip the skin right off? Jesus H. Christ.

When the brother nobody expected to do anything in his life has been President, you damn well better become at least POTUS. President of the World, if that were a thing, would be preferable.

What’s your address? I’ll mail you all the fondant I ever come across again. I guarantee it will taste just as good when it arrives.

No, sometimes they also need to get off and shoot a guy. Horses spook easily.