Didn’t we *just* go through with this when Kim Kardashian’s ass “broke the internet”? And then Caitlyn Jenner? It seems everybody be breakin’ the internets these days.

The original post before he stealth edited it:

If you missed a week in 2012, you might have missed any one of the candidates surging to the top of the polls, only to drop back down to nonexistent a few days later. I think every one of the top 8 candidates (with the possible exception of Huntsman, that poor man) had their moment at the top of the polls.

Nowhere in that definition does that even come close to saying what you’re implying. There are no casting rules in fiction, just as there are no casting rules in film.

Telephoto lens.

But America loves trash! So it’ll be on forever, and then rebooted again 5 years after it’s off the air.

A.K.A. Earth’s Florida.

Well the study did say the findings were about 1 in 3. You’re part of the other 2/3rds, which sounds totally normal as not everyone has the same willpower, peer (drinking/eating) groups, etc.

Like this, but with the skin of your face. Seriously don’t google it.

If there’s any way to guarantee this thing gets an Oscar, it’s going to be by using the same tactics exposed in the film to try to influence the Oscar nominations.

I think if you, as a developer, don’t want to front any money to start a project and rely on crowdfunding instead, and then completely fail to deliver and in fact change the entire scope of said project midway through, then you should be forced to take out the business loan you should have in the first place and pay…

If I wanted my insides shredded by shrapnel, I’d dive on a grenade and at least go down a hero.

Ah, so that’s where that whole Kill Bill scene came from.

As long we’ve still got Anna Faris/Chris Pratt and Nick Offerman/Megan Mullaly, I will gladly remain on this planet.

Voice acting only if everyone involved in the English dubbed FF7 Advent Children movie is thrown off a cliff first. Then maybe.

So —- rewrite the entire game after about 1/3 of the way through? OK. We’ll see this game out in 2025 if we’re lucky.

How long before Scott Disick finds out about those sweet, sweet waist cinching dollars? I’d kind of like to see that.

If he were any more benign, it’d be second base.