Force solar panel companies to license solar usage from you? 11 square feet will buy you a whopping 0.0000000000018% share of the profits.

In other news, Dave Coulier is still alive and doing interviews and stuff.

The problem lies in Jerry’s approach to comedy. His act has barely changed in 15 years, and his execution of it has been likened to a conductor directing a classical concert with perfect precision. That’s just naturally what happens when you do essentially the same bits ten thousand times. When you’re performing…

The paradox of it is that some of the best humour comes exactly from people breaking down stereotypes and disseminating culturally sensitive topics in order to enlighten and elevate the material (though hardly ever from a “haha, gay guys” angle). So if it suddenly becomes verbotten to even hint at a topic because it’s…

You don’t even have to look so far back. It seems to be spiralling out of control so quickly that very soon (if not right this minute) even something like 30 Rock wouldn’t make it to air. Between the gay/trans jokes and the racial humour, it would garner all the outrage.

Uwe Boll: one guy that can make that potato salad kickstarter seems like a wise investment.

That Vox video is vapid and pointless and in no way science. But wine snobs are still full of shit, sorry. Source: you may want to talk to the folks on your sister site http://io9.com/wine-tasting-i…

Yeah, I’m conflicted on fully believing this for two reasons. One: he’s not the only “big” comedian in existence right now, so unless someone comes out about this solidly with a better descriptor (funniest bald, red-headed, bearded fat man in comedy?), there’s going to be that doubt. And two: knowing Louis CK and his…

If it’s exposure on tour you’re looking for, lady...

They would go great with a man bun. Just sayin’.

The reason he’s uncomfortable with gays using the same bathroom as him is the same reason dieters are uncomfortable being around cake.

I’d be on board only if Aaron Schock is tasked with decorating it.

I’m positive that Dr. Ruth enjoys tea. Dr. Ruth should watch this and maybe learn a thing or two (about tea).

That’s a lot of words to say “ban frats”. But other than make excuses, what is there to do?

Ugh. These doorknobs have sullied the poor name of the fedora by association.

Kathy Bates, Jessica Lange, Angelina Jolie, in that order.

It’s usually the only thing worth watching.

Yeah I don’t think she’s actually hurting for friends, she’s just further reinforcing her always-on celebrity character as that weird, lonely, funny girl with quirky-cute tendencies and strange idiosyncrasies. She’s simply not gonna sell any books by telling you how blessed her life is. Only Gwyneth can get away with…

What a useless tool of a principal. I guess it’s too much to ask for someone dealing with hundreds or thousands of students every year to be a little more sympathetic to the many future adults / bundles of nerves, hormones, and various levels of shame that are learning how to adapt to the greater world beyond the…

You write that as if it’s a bad thing.