I’d never heard of that, but it’s damned ridiculous. And how do you even police something like that? The front of a school at the beginning and end of the day would be an absolute zoo (doubly so if everyone is driving or busing), so how can you tell if one kid out of the hundreds walked or just got dropped off…

Can we call straight cis homophobes ‘quiltbags’ as a derogatory term?

Just in case you forgot, here it is again.

Lock it up? Please. His sole job is to keep her topped up.

Why does Taylor Swift look like she belongs in Old Navy’s terrifying mannequin family?

It’s less terrifying when you realize they’ve got her staring at wax Mariah.

The situation may be shitty overall, but didn’t this girl just dodge a bullet by not having to work at this ridiculous woman-objectifying place anyways? That “uniform” should really tell you everything you need to know about the management.

If you can, try it against a simple chocolate spread. Both are delicious, but Nutella is definitely more so in a different (nuttier?) way.

Totally called it! ...an hour and a half late. Not sure if that means you’re prescient or postscient. Impressed nonetheless.

Do they prorate? I’d probably only need 20 minutes.

Get the hell out of here, raisins are delicious.

I might actually watch an episode if this happened. Or she just needs to cameo in every single one of these last man standing reality shows and take everybody down a peg.

Only if he wasn’t allowed to speak. And got rid of the ridiculous tattoos and clothing. Maybe hit the gym. And if he looked more like Chris Hemsworth. You know what, never mind, since we’re already fantasizing, I’ll just do Chris.

Classic British humour at its finest.

Yeah, with 10 boys in that family the odds seem to be astronomically higher than the average population that there are multiple (male, at least) gay siblings in the family. Each subsequent male birth does something to the mom’s body, and seems to increase the likelyhood of each son being gay. I would chalk it up to…

Totally agree on context, but these are workplaces and unfortunately, those working in HR and Employment Law don’t believe in any grey area. So if, say, 100 genuinely nice, upstanding supervisors were to notice someone’s new clothing (whatever it may be) and, obviously knowing their employees well enough to know if…

You should not base your intent to marry someone on a voodoo bouquet.

You know that catching the thing won’t magically mean you’ll get married next, no matter how hard you wish. If they end up married it’s because they want to, not because of a voodoo bouquet. The guy did a funny thing during a silly tradition and now he’s on the internet. Mission: accomplished!

Hellen Newstead’s entire press release was 3 words long: “u mad bro?” (12 points under the new rules).

Are we sure this is the whole story?