It may not be a disqualifier, but it’s at least a reason to exercise some caution. If you combine this with a refusal to meet in person or on camera, then run for the hills. I would imagine someone who’s not big into online social networking would be all gung-ho about meeting in person anyways so that point should be…

This kind of petty bullshit makes me glad I got out of the competitive gaming thing before I got permanently sucked in years ago. These whiny power-tripping guys live in a world of their own where there’s exactly one “correct” way to do everything, and anything else is either cheap, exploiting, or flat-out cheating…

Gotta love how “bigger is better (but only if it’s in the right places)” is deemed okay for women but someone is trying desperately to get men a pass with any ol’ fat body. I think you’re on to something.

I would marry slightly-chubby Chris Pratt in an instant.

Grossest? Debatable. Greatest? Undeniable.

But if our “dadbod” standard is Chris Pratt pre-Guardians as it currently stands, then the whole comparison is useless as there’s no beer gut and his body was pretty average and unassuming, especially with clothes on. Or did this stupid “dadbod” meme morph into an equally stupid familyguybod overnight and I missed it?

I read that as “mom’s hells” and had a much different takeaway.

But exercise is SO HARD! Doing nothing and complaining about getting fat is so much easier.

Is this like a Book Fight Club, where you get so enraged while reading that you pound each other to pulp with the book? It’s the only thing that makes sense.

Maybe those friends of yours had just come from seeing 50 Shades of Garbage, where “trust me, you’ll like it, you’re going to let me do this to you” is considered consent. God that movie infuriated me.

Helicopter parenting well into the 20s. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the New Millenials!

You can also spray the shit out of your organic crop with “organic” pesticides that are as toxic, if not more so, than their banned counterparts, and still label it organic! You can also attempt to radiate or otherwise genetically mutate your crops to get desirable genetic traits (as long as you’re not doing it in a…

And 12 was a hot, steaming pile of garbage.

Nahhhhhhhhh. Just answer these 36 more questions, that’ll do the trick.

Politics: it ain’t brain surgery! But somehow still beyond this man’s reach.

Pineapple would likely be okay if it’s drained properly and cut up small enough, as the flavour is generally pretty mild and it would give the guac a nice texture. Tomatoes and peppers can already add some sweetness, so that in itself isn’t bad, but I’d be worried about juicy chunks of fruit creating guac soup instead…

I had it for the first time last week (not for any particular reason, there are just very few in Canada and they always seem to be out of the way when I’m looking for fast food), and I was wholeheartedly unimpressed. It might be that the American franchises taste somehow better, but there are probably a dozen other…

I would not be shocked in the least if their guac came shipped in giant airtight bags that they store indefinitely and open on demand.

If I’m going to store it overnight, I sprinkle a bit of lime juice on the top layer and rub it around (with clean hands or a spoon or something), then saran wrap as close to the surface as I can. Water will work as well if you can siphon it all off without having it seep into the whole thing, leaving you with watery…

When I was young and very picky, it was one of the few things I would actually eat: usually by itself on buttered toast with a sprinkling of salt, and sometimes with a few slices of cucumber or radish, and it wasn’t half bad.