It is however the correct way to make it less caloric in that “there ain’t no fucking way I’m eating that” makes something less caloric.

Definitely need some garlic in there, along with plenty of tomatoes and at least a whole jalapeno or make up the difference with some crunchy and colourful bell pepper. If I want green goo, I’ll buy guac in a tub in the grocery aisle; if you’re supposed to be famous (or infamous) for your guac, it needs to be better…

You go and attempt having anything remotely approaching an “intellectual debate” with this neanderthal and let us know how that works out.

Imagine how blown away they’ll be if the FDA ever finds out that something like 90% of the cells in or on the human body are bacteria.

This guy is clearly the worst, but I think there is some value in comparing something like a law or medical degree that might set you back 200 grand with other high-earning fields that have comparatively lower educational costs and maybe a lower starting salary but by the time you paid off the student loans it might…

Is it possible that he’s become so unfuckable that he’s come around full circle and is now, once again, fuckable?

Hate to break it to you, but only uggos work in the back. Source: Official A&F Management Policy, ca. 1892 - 2015.

“7-up?”

The three worst words you can ever hear in a sit down restaurant: “Is Pepsi okay?”

Market value of the thing: maybe $20. Finders keepers!

Is this like keeping the minimum wage obscenely low so that poor people can have the honor and self-respect of pulling themselves up by their bootstraps to become millionaires like the rest of america if only they worked hard enough?

I'm thinking for the sake of minimum wage workers' sanity everywhere, Ben and/or Jerry would have had to come up with a floppy waffle solution, which makes me not want to try this all the more.

Haha, sorry. I meant the other guy. Clearly he’s just out to be offended.

Just another big internet SJW looking to get irrationally offended. Nothin’ to see here... (but great job pointing out the silliness of the argument, this is not even in the same zip code as pandering).

Isn’t it just reinforcing the fact that we don’t accept mental illness as an illness when, in the case of suffering from it ourselves, we outright refuse to believe it’s the case?

You just defeated your own argument, lady. Now get back in the kitchen and make your man a sandwich instead of busying your lady brain with politics.

Laser cat photo kid was actually pretty awesome (as was his principal) but then he ended up committing suicide. So sad :(

One nice omelette for each of her and the kids one day, and they can subsist on “memories of omelette” for the other 6 breakfasts.

That's amazing. Bonus points if you make the 6 o'clock news!

But... toxins!