6? Do you wear them to work at this point? Who has all that closet space? (I'm mildly jealous)

You can't subvert stereotypes without first presenting them, and using a show like this gives the audience a proxy to learn through. Yeah, Kimmy could stare into the camera and call the audience racist or stupid without any context, or she can call out a character on the show to point out the racism or stupidity that…

Typical elite educated liberal spouting off all them fancy book-learnin' words. We need to get rid of the toxins!

At least you tend to cook your food. Even cavemen knew to throw something over the fire once in a while.

My kids hunt their own food. The Paleo diet works!

Is that the sound of autism developing?

Paleosharts: What to do once it's happened to you (A Cookbook for People Coming Back Down to Reality)

Baby brain definitely not good. It's possible that mother is a qualified nutritionist or has one on board to monitor the kid at all times (but really: yeah, right), but it's far more likely she's harming her child by depriving it of some essential nutrient (or twenty).

David's Bridal presents March 21st: National Newly Single Day! 50% off all bridal dresses if you come in and show us your break up text. Each dress comes with a coupon for one whole Dairy Queen ice cream cake.

March 20th: National Sudden Unplanned Road Trip Across The Country For No Reason Day.

It feels like the Republicans have doubled down on their anti-woman rhetoric in the past 3 years though, with some states going full reverse on things like birth control and women's rights. If there's a woman in the mix (Hillary or otherwise), it'll be interesting to see if the female vote swings even harder in that…

I'm guessing his binder was full of women standing over a stove, making him dinner. He just cut it off after "women."

Not inside me, which causes me constant anxiety. The man is such a tease.

I'm always curious about how this ends up happening. Were you not living together prior to the wedding, or was he pretending to be the perfect partner right up until the wedding stuff and then became a lazy oaf once he sealed the deal? I figure you ought to know enough about a person before marrying them to not have…

10 bucks says they met exactly one year before he proposed.

This is the only rational reason for going under.

You're supposed to eat the pickle while you re-evaluate your life.

Hey, hey, hey. Listen. It's okay. Her son totally has a black friend that exists so it's cool.

Perhaps they were previously digitally added.

Not indecent: Johnny Weir's Super Bowl outfit, surprisingly.